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[ttwwiiccee]

[ Twice appears on video wearing a tank top and jeans and his mask on top.]

This is fine! This is not fine! I can’t use Double, I keep making things move, I’m getting some pretty weird vibes and -

[ He holds up a strange thing, eying it so suspiciously somehow that emotion carries through his mask. ]

What the hell is this thing supposed to be? It’s kind of cool looking. Awful. What does it even do?

Wait, is this a button? Hang on, I’m gonna --

[He presses the button and the lightsaber unleashes in it’s full glory, to his immense distress. ] Ahhhhh! [ He fumbles it, drops it and suddenly there's a sizzling sound. ]

....Oh.

[ and he abruptly cuts the feed. (No Twices were harmed in the making of this post.)]

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[nightmarist]

Shit, dude. Are you dead?

[ttwwiiccee]

Nope! All good here, there's a hole in my floor and I'm freaking out about it.

[nightmarist]

Yeah, I'd just put that thing aside if you like being alive.

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[facepalmchampion]

[[There's this moment in your life when you know a catastrophe is going to happen. You're watching it, just waiting for the person on the screen to do the thing you know they're likely going to do, which is find a destructive alternative. That's what Shigaraki's doing, he's watching the feed, knowing that this is going to go badly and already annoyed that Double is off the table.]]

You're kidding me. Did you sign up for the experimentation and what the hell was that?

perma both those

[ttwwiiccee]

[ The buzzing sound of a lightsaber is still heard in the background, but at least his floor isn't burning anymore. ]

I didn't! I didn't sign up for anything, I swear!

[ That he doesn't immediately contradict himself indicates that he's telling the truth. ]

As for this thing, [ he swings it around a little, making it make odd sounds. ] I think it's some kinda weapon.

[facepalmchampion]

[[The sound is noted, it's noticeable if not anything else. Twice's admission, is also taken at gospel for that very reason. There isn't more than one side of the story coming out.]]

Then when did this happen? I'm assuming you don't know how, obviously.

[[There's a soft sigh. Even better, a weapon that he doesn't know will actually end up hurting Twice instead of being useful.]]

A weapon. Great. What did you mean you can move things? I'm sure you can move things with your hands, and you wouldn't have mentioned it if it was just your hands.

Video.

[bleedformeplz]

[What the... Okay, the toy looks cool.]

Is that all it is? A glow stick??

[ttwwiiccee]

[ Twice positions the camera so he's not holding it but so he's visible. Then he holds up two things, one in each hand: the lightsaber and a microwave corndog. He clicks the lightsaber on. It starts buzzing. He swishes the pogo stick across the lightsaber and it slices it perfectly in two. He is now holding up the lightsaber and one half of a corndog. ]

[bleedformeplz]

[GASPS. This is even better... And its in Jin's hands. She doesn't know whether to worry or be amaze.... or both.]

That’s so cool! I wanna touch it! I'm coming over right now!

un: scavenger

[reydacted]

[ oh man. rey had been pretty alarmed when her force-inspired powers seemed to go on the fritz. jaina seemed to be unscathed but it seems kylo was not so lucky.

but this was equal parts bad and hilarious. for once she's not the one stealing kylo's shit. ]

Do you still have all your limbs?

[ttwwiiccee]

yes i have all of my limbs thank you for asking

WAIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS

[reydacted]

Yes and who it belongs to

how did you even get it??

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[vociferates]

[You know, he was going to ask about the weird vibes thing, but instead:]

That thing totally just melted the floor didn't it?

[ttwwiiccee]

[ He's managed to pick it up and turn it off by now and is holding it gingerly away from him.

He glances down at the floor. ]

...Yeah.

It ain't my fault! How was I supposed to know it'd do that?

[vociferates]

[He can't help it, he's laughing. Not AT twice, but well. It's funny, ok?]

No clue man, totally not your fault in my opinion. Still a little funny though you know?

You didn't get hurt did you?

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[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

Prior to losing your power and becoming force-sensitive, were you ported out at all?

[If it sounded like Nox was ignoring Twice's misfortune and basic wellbeing, well, he was.]

I would very much like to get some answers before you get yourself killed.

[ttwwiiccee]

I didn't, it just sort of - [ His placid attitude shifts. ] Hey, I'm not gonna get myself killed! I'm fine!

Back up, what's this about "force-sensitive"?

[a_gaggle_of_ghosties]

I'm sure.

[Disbelief: 10/10]

You were clumsily displaying a lightsaber that belongs to another imPort and have given an equally clumsy, if passable, description of someone newly attuned to the Force.

To those from our galaxy, the Force is what it sounds like- a force that flows through all life in the galaxy, and those who can wield it are capable of feats well outside the realm of ordinary beings. With proper training.

Some examples are as you described- telekinesis, or the ability to move and manipulate objects with our will alone; as well as an intuitive sense of all living things around us. Their thoughts, their movements, even their physical health.

And I wish to know if your new power acquisitions have to do with a recent port out, or if something else is at work.

[Given he knows what Kylo Ren's lightsaber looks like, he's fairly certain it's the latter, but there was no harm in being thorough.]

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[germhating_hypochondriac]

That's a lightsaber! Leave it alone unless you gotta fight bad guys. Or give it to a jedi.

Oops sorry for the late!!

[ttwwiiccee]

This thing's meant to fight "bad guys"? Really?

[germhating_hypochondriac]

Yeah. With all the crazy shit that happens around here, you know it's gonna be needed.

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[forcechanic]

What... what is wrong with the crystal on that?

[SHe's quite distressed, bad crystals are how people lose limbs!]

[ttwwiiccee]

The what? [ He holds up the (now powered off because he doesn't want to lose any limbs) lightsaber and squints at it through his mask. ] How would I know?

[forcechanic]

The focusing crystal. In the lightsaber. It can't be working right.

[nightmarist]

It's extra badass.