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[rebelhealer]

[The video opens on Anders. In his arms are an orange tabby and grey Scottish fold wearing small Christmas sweaters.]

Look at them. Aren't they cute?

[The tabby snuggles up with him while the Scottish fold looks like she had murder on the mind for being stuffed into the sweater.]

I actually had to cast a repel glyph on the tree to keep Prince Honeysuckle from trying to climb it. He's such a curious little boy. Aren't you?

[He proceeds to make baby noises at the tabby.]

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[helpdesk_hero]

[David starts a video and immediately has to mute it because he's giggling so damn hard over this. Okay, no, he'll be an adult. Okay. He calms down.]

That's really cat. Part of it might be lights. If you have lights strung up, they might be throwing off enough heat that the cat is interested. Also that name is just... so cat owner.

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[rebelhealer]

Wouldn't surprise me. They both like to climb into my laundry when it comes fresh out of the dryer.

[He nods at the grey cat.]

His big sister here is Queen Blossom.

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[helpdesk_hero]

[Oh no. That’s adorable too. He has to bite his lip to not laugh again.]

Very regal.

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[rebelhealer]

Maybe I should get them their own heating pad, and give them something more enticing than a tree.

[helpdesk_hero]

Little heat shelters in dark places do please them. Or if you have a radiator there are beds that hook onto them.

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[vociferates]

Prince Honeysuckle dude? Really?

[It might be a rude question, but the amused expression with eybrows pinched and lifted, plus the barely there laughter hopefully indicates that its meant in good humor.

This guy might like cats more than Shouta.]

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[rebelhealer]

That's right. [He gently nudges the grey one.] And this one is Queen Blossom.

[vociferates]

[well, all he can do is laugh. Okay, he's less startled by that name, but probably only becasue he's been given the gift of Prince Honeysuckle first.]

And here I thought it was a little silly to name one mochi.

[rebelhealer]

I don't think that's a silly name at all for a cat. Back in my world, I used to own a cat named Sir Pounce-a-lot.

[vociferates]

Clever, dude. So you're kind of a cat person huh? You'd probably get along with a friend of mine.

Could make cat play-dates.

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[am_i_a_monster]

[Abigail has her own cats sitting beside her on her couch. She gives him a smile.]

They're adorable. I don't know what a repel glyph is, but I just use lemon juice.

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[rebelhealer]

It's just a small bit of magic.

[He turns the camera towards the tree, which has a glowing glyph under it. Anders tosses a shoe at the tree, but said shoe bounces off an invisible force and lands on the floor a foot away.]

[am_i_a_monster]

That's cool..but the cats don't bounce off like that, do they?

[rebelhealer]

They do bounce back, but not very hard and it doesn't hurt them.

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[goldtoxicity]

That name's kinda a mouthful isn't it?

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[rebelhealer]

They're very noble names. My last cat was named Sir Pounce-a-lot.

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[goldtoxicity]

Okay, that one's pretty cute. Did he live up to the name?

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[rebelhealer]

He once swatted a darkspawn and hissed at a Templar, so I'd say that he did.

[goldtoxicity]

I dunno what either of those things are but that sounds like a badass cat.

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[facepalmchampion]

You're kidding, right? You put clothing on your animals?

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[rebelhealer]

Not all the time. But I saw photos of cats in sweaters and thought my little ones would look adorable if they did that too.

[facepalmchampion]

They look like animals in clothing. Would you cover a baby in hair to make it look like a cat? Real question, I'm actually asking out of curiosity.

[rebelhealer]

Don't be silly. Covering a baby in hair would make them look like an ape, not a cat.

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[facepalmchampion]

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[facepalmchampion]

...Well I guess you're not wrong. I can't argue with that logic.