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[ironbuttmonkey]

[When the feed comes on, there's a kitchen that's looking pretty..."worked in", for lack of a better term(it's a mess). The shot rapidly changes focus, as if he's turned the communicator way too fast(surprise, he did) to Sanageyama.]

Uh. Hi-

[Then he's immediately cut off by the sound of loud groaning in the background like someone's in pain, which very faintly sounds like Inumuta, for anyone who knows the guy. Sanageyama leans off screen briefly, head turning as he does to look at something in the distance, then returns looking a bit apprehensive.]

...yeah, uh, anyone got any idea how to settle an upset stomach?

I don't think it's food poisoning...it came on too quickly for that.

But I dunno he ate some food, threw up a bit, now he's just...I have him lying down on the couch to try and relax, but he's not doing so good.

[Awkward pause, before he adds-]

Uh, thanks.

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Ice cream usually works for me.

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[infomodder]

Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast, broth, saltine crackers, coconut water. Pepto-Bismol or whatever passes for it here, if he ate more than he should. The pink stuff.

[Well that's all pretty sound, isn't it? Nothing worrisome there.]

If it gets really bad, best to seek actual medical help for it.

[Worrisome!!!]

[lyingheart]

What Will said.

[ #helpful ]

He's Registered, isn't he? You may as well take him in to the doctors. They're usually efficient, and one of those we have in the import population might be willing to do a house call, if you don't feel like carting him in.

[sanguineseams]

[what...]

Mister Sanageyama...

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[databoner]

[Unaware for the most part that Sanageyama had made a post of this, he's instead feeling like absolute shit. Fuck Past Inumuta for even telling Sanageyama he'd taste-test for him. Fuck everything. So much internal pain...]

Uzu...

[Kind of weakly said.]

Come here.

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[housenurse]

What did you two do?...

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[bodyshots]

Ginger ale and crackers usually works.

What'd he eat to make him that sick?

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[hoboagogo]

Just let him puke it out. [BEST MEDICAL ADVICE RIGHT HURRRRR.]

If its happened right away, he's probably just sensitive or something. Probably not like- salmonella or a parasite or whatever. Just make sure he doesn't get dehydrated.

[ironbuttmonkey]

...I'm not sure that sounds right.

[Not that he...knows, but.]

Maybe after he's feeling more settled.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[bless u will]

ill try some of the other stuff
i dnt think its so bad the guy needs a doctor or anythin
food was just bad
not expired bad

but uh

bad bad if u get what i mean

[weapabilities]

Hmm. Well, I'm out of ideas.

Maybe he should see a doctor?

[ironbuttmonkey]

i mean i guess if it lasts yeah
it shuldnt tho i dont think hes sick sick
the food wasnt undercooked or overcooked an the ingredients were all perfectly fine
i dnt kno what happened

[It's some kind of weird defiance of logic in that everything he cooks without konnyaku is potentially lethal. Somehow.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[CLOTHES-CHAN.

Holding his hands up defensively on camera.]

I'll have this place clean before you get home, I swear! Just wanna take care of this first.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He places his comm down and walks over, kneeling down beside Inumuta.

HE'S HERE FOR YOU BUDDY. DON'T YOU DIE ON HIM.]

I'm here man, what do you need?

[ironbuttmonkey]

Well, uh.

We've settled the issue of whether or not I can cook without using konnyaku.

[The answer is no. It's dangerous.]

[infomodder]

[Dude takes upset stomachs seriously is all.

He gets a lot of things, but he's not sure he's getting this one. Expired...does that just mean expiration dates or is it a stand in for rotten, too?]

Not really.
Moldy bad?

[Because some poor guy totally wants to share with the world that he not only kept moldy food but fed it to someone else, of course. Not awkward at all.]

[databoner]

[He's dying. He's holding out a hand for Uzu to take, coughing weakly.]

Uzu, I'm ...

[ironbuttmonkey]

...I tried cooking something new. It didn't work out.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Yeah, been making sure he keeps drinking water at least.

[A sigh.]

I didn't expect things to go this badly.

[hoboagogo]

What'd you do to him? [There's... a faint lilt of amusement there. Sorry, Inumuta.]

[lyingheart]

Could be he's just sensitive to one of the ingredients. Stranger things happen - not everything here is necessarily the same as where you're from. Even if it should be.

[ coming from someone who's had a whole realm of gastrointestinal problems with the ~modern diet~ and never had a run in with someone who could only cook a) one thing and b) potentially lethal anything else. how? she just knows normal levels of doesn't cook well... ]

Bland and basic is easy on the stomach. Straight broth if he can keep anything down. Water if he can tolerate it, for hydration. That's more important than being fed, anyway.

[ironbuttmonkey]

If it keeps up, that's the plan. I know it's probably not good to wait, but I really think he just had some kind of...reaction or something. I don't think he's properly sick.

[Spoilers his cooking is just lethal most of the time. Fatal even.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

ok look
i cook a lot with this one ingredient ok
and im RLY good at it if i say so myself
but everyone got kinda tired of it
so he insisted i shud try an cook w/o usin it
so i did and uh
well this happened

[It's just one of those weird, inexplicable anime occurrences.]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[NO MAN HE'S GRABBING YOUR HAND WITH BOTH OF HIS.]

Don't you die on me!

I'm gonna get you some bananas and you're gonna be just fine! We'll all be laughing about this in a week! You'll see!

[What the fuck is happening.]

[weapabilities]

What could it have been? What is "food poisoning"?