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[ironbuttmonkey]

[When the feed comes on, there's a kitchen that's looking pretty..."worked in", for lack of a better term(it's a mess). The shot rapidly changes focus, as if he's turned the communicator way too fast(surprise, he did) to Sanageyama.]

Uh. Hi-

[Then he's immediately cut off by the sound of loud groaning in the background like someone's in pain, which very faintly sounds like Inumuta, for anyone who knows the guy. Sanageyama leans off screen briefly, head turning as he does to look at something in the distance, then returns looking a bit apprehensive.]

...yeah, uh, anyone got any idea how to settle an upset stomach?

I don't think it's food poisoning...it came on too quickly for that.

But I dunno he ate some food, threw up a bit, now he's just...I have him lying down on the couch to try and relax, but he's not doing so good.

[Awkward pause, before he adds-]

Uh, thanks.

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[weapabilities]

Ice cream usually works for me.

[ironbuttmonkey]

...I'm not sure that sounds right.

[Not that he...knows, but.]

Maybe after he's feeling more settled.

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[infomodder]

Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast, broth, saltine crackers, coconut water. Pepto-Bismol or whatever passes for it here, if he ate more than he should. The pink stuff.

[Well that's all pretty sound, isn't it? Nothing worrisome there.]

If it gets really bad, best to seek actual medical help for it.

[Worrisome!!!]

[ironbuttmonkey]

[bless u will]

ill try some of the other stuff
i dnt think its so bad the guy needs a doctor or anythin
food was just bad
not expired bad

but uh

bad bad if u get what i mean

[lyingheart]

What Will said.

[ #helpful ]

He's Registered, isn't he? You may as well take him in to the doctors. They're usually efficient, and one of those we have in the import population might be willing to do a house call, if you don't feel like carting him in.

[ironbuttmonkey]

i mean i guess if it lasts yeah
it shuldnt tho i dont think hes sick sick
the food wasnt undercooked or overcooked an the ingredients were all perfectly fine
i dnt kno what happened

[It's some kind of weird defiance of logic in that everything he cooks without konnyaku is potentially lethal. Somehow.]

[databoner]

annie hes poisoned me

don't trust the monkey

[sanguineseams]

[what...]

Mister Sanageyama...

[ironbuttmonkey]

[CLOTHES-CHAN.

Holding his hands up defensively on camera.]

I'll have this place clean before you get home, I swear! Just wanna take care of this first.

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[databoner]

[Unaware for the most part that Sanageyama had made a post of this, he's instead feeling like absolute shit. Fuck Past Inumuta for even telling Sanageyama he'd taste-test for him. Fuck everything. So much internal pain...]

Uzu...

[Kind of weakly said.]

Come here.

[ironbuttmonkey]

[He places his comm down and walks over, kneeling down beside Inumuta.

HE'S HERE FOR YOU BUDDY. DON'T YOU DIE ON HIM.]

I'm here man, what do you need?

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[housenurse]

What did you two do?...

[ironbuttmonkey]

Well, uh.

We've settled the issue of whether or not I can cook without using konnyaku.

[The answer is no. It's dangerous.]

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[bodyshots]

Ginger ale and crackers usually works.

What'd he eat to make him that sick?

[ironbuttmonkey]

...I tried cooking something new. It didn't work out.

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[hoboagogo]

Just let him puke it out. [BEST MEDICAL ADVICE RIGHT HURRRRR.]

If its happened right away, he's probably just sensitive or something. Probably not like- salmonella or a parasite or whatever. Just make sure he doesn't get dehydrated.

[ironbuttmonkey]

Yeah, been making sure he keeps drinking water at least.

[A sigh.]

I didn't expect things to go this badly.

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[databoner]

fuck off aragaki

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[theoryandcalculation]

If he ate food and then got sick, it sounds like food poisoning. Unless he was feeling nauseous before?

Crackers, rice, or herbal tea should help, if you have any of those.

[ironbuttmonkey]

I'm sure we have tea...if we don't I know where I can get some.

But can food poisoning really kick in instantly? Maybe I've just never heard of it happening before.

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[bulwank]

Is that Inumuta!?

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[databoner]

ira save me

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[boobwindow]

[ ID reads Karen Starr blah blah blah this isn't even relevant to Sanageyama!! ]

Pepto-bismol, lots of water and some rest. Tell him not to eat anything heavy when he's feeling better.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[For the sake of continuity, here he is after Gamagori's post to the network, so probably like an hour after the initial post or something. He has his sleeves pulled up and looks like he just cleaned the hell out of the kitchen.

Which he did.]

Yeah, he's sleeping now I think. Gamagori said he'd handle...well, everything really. That I'd [shitty gamagori voice] "done enough!!'

So.

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[yatagarasu]

[Kay gasps, shock and worry in her eyes. Everyone has given their advice and hers is pretty similar to everything given, and what she's picking up is that basically Uzu's attempt at adventures in cooking didn't go so well and now Houka's in a pickle, so all she can say is - ]

Do you want me to come over? I can buy medicine for Houka...and maybe help you cook? [DAMAGE CONTROL!]

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[ironbuttmonkey]

It's nice of you to offer, but Gamagori's beat you to it...he kind of freaked out once he saw this.

[SORRY.]

I think he's in the kitchen making soup or something. Inumuta's gone to lie down...

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[onearmedbandit]

It seems like you've already gotten plenty of advice so far... So can I just ask what exactly he ate?

[Because he's pretty positive the food did something here.]

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[ironbuttmonkey]

Yeah, hold on-

[He leaves for a few seconds, then comes back with a plate of this and holds it in view. One of them has a bite taken out of it.]

-it's battered chicken in soy sauce, with some spices. He got through one of them, then was going to eat the second and, uh...yeah.

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[disrobes]

...heavens.

[Then sympathetically-]

Houka, would you like some company?

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[glowsferatu]

[ someone be judgin ]

You don't think it's food poisoning? What are the symptoms, other than the upset stomach? He sounds like a dying animal.

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[ironbuttmonkey]

[A life spent not judging Uzu Sanageyama at all times is a life lived improperly.]

Just that, actually. He hasn't thrown up since.