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[ On this fine day, Booster Gold is wearing a party hat. ]

Happy negative 428th birthday to me!

In case you were wondering, no, it's not too soon after Christmas to start showering me with gifts and attention. It's never too soon. Or too late, for that matter. I also accept cash, gift certificates and those little homemade I.O.U. coupons for backrubs and household chores. And well wishes, I guess, if you're cheap.

Oh, and macaroni portraits! Glitter obviously not optional.

[ He blows into a party noise maker, tosses some confetti, and the video shuts off. ]

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... How can you be negative four-hundred and twenty-eight years old?

Edited 2014-12-30 05:23 (UTC)

Time travel! I was born in the 25th century.

Oh.

[ Wait, no. What? ]

Which century is it now, again?

What the hell is—

Okay, first of all, that carrot has a disturbingly perky butt.

are you saying that carrot is in better shape than you

21st.

I'm saying that I'm not used to staring down vegetable glutes

[Bart has 100% heard the name Booster Gold since Booster got here there's no way he knows all the same people and hasn't heard it. He just, you know, probably was paying zero attention at the time.]

Huh. You're a time traveler? That's so crash! I mean time travelers seem to be pretty rare even in worlds where they should totally exist it's like the first thing people make movies about right well time travel and zombies hey do you think there are time traveling zombies?

mesmerizing right
i traced a dime

[Jaime had opened video to wish Booster a happy birthday. He perched his communicator on his desk to scroll through the responses when... well...

Have a nice view of Jaime's ceiling and a guffaw.]

You never told me that you were an artiste.