MTT-BRAND VLOG#2: Back from the sunny south!

[showybusiness]

[ As per usual, the robot of Heropa Residence #023 - a very pretty, androgynous, gorgeous robot and tv star, thank you - has taken up to vlogging in the main living area of his housing, not caring much for the other residences when he has branding to do. He gives the camera a flamboyant, campy wave, blows it a kiss, and then tosses his glossy hair. ]

Hello again, lovelies! It's been so, SO busy for me since I arrived! It's true I am a super hero, so I have hero-ing to do and such. Still, what a mess! But the show must go on, even as the less than stellar people out there want to ruin everything all the time.

[ He huffs, folding his long metal arms across his pink chest plate, shaking his head in disapproval. ]

My show, GlamCam!, will be returning to the air soon, darlings! I was away down in Mexico during some unfortunate political messes - but I'm back and gathering plenty of material! But I'll tell you, as someone who spent their whole existence in the underground beneath a mountain? The amount of SUNLIGHT down south, just... goodness me! So bright and gorgeous and HOT. I mean, I can't feel heat, unlike some of you poor folks, but I know you like to complain about it! Everyone gets all... shiny. What is that, anyway? Body water?

Regardless, tune in next week for another episode! I'm back, babies!

[ He winks, sticks out his tongue, makes a cutesy cat-like pose, and logs off. ]

First Breeze

[thatsawiggle]

"Be subtle," they say, "don' be drawin' attention, Jin." 'S not the first time I've had to be all sneakylike, in fact havin' the ol' shinobi job I've pretty much always had t'be all sneakylike. But there's bein' sneaky in the shadows and there's bein' sneaky out in front o' everybody, and nobody's ever been tellin' me t'be makin' all like I'm a human before! A point's a point, is what I say, and if they be bringin' me here t'fight baddies fer 'em then I'll be doin' the job they brought me t'do!

[The feed is high on top of a building, given the fact that there's nothing but clouds and sky behind the bright shock of scarlet hair of this particular new face. The voice is a mile a minute in an almost impenetrable accent.]

'Sides that, if they be expectin' me t'make those gross smelly cakes like what they had in the hotel, they be in fer a shock! Sure, they smell all nice an' pretty-like, but then it's all slip slide on yer teeth and yer mouth gets all slick 'n bubbly an' bitter like swallowin' herbs, it does! I'll not be havin' none o' that, I learned that lesson!