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[deadtective]

I'm sure that someone will be flooding the network with existential garbage for the new soon enough, so I'm just going to skip all that bullshit. In a place like this it's just gonna tip into nihilism sooner or later anyway.

Everybody likes blind bags, right? Seems like they're pretty popular right about now; I guess getting random shit's kind of like spinning the wheel and praying that your luck isn't a total nightmare for the next twelve months. Just, you know. Less disappointing.

I've got a shit ton of car keys here with me right now. For a hundred bucks I'll send you a random key and the address where you can pick your new car of dubious quality up. No returns, so don't come bitching at me if it's a shitheap. Most of the people I took these from aren't exactly known for living lives of fucking luxury.

Offers expires tomorrow, so you better move fast. Cash only.

[attached is a photograph of a small mason jar filled with car keys as proof. working the graveyard shift at a gas station on New Years Eve was certainly a wild time.]

A Picture, Posted Without Comment

[cantwalkwithoutit]

[ On screen, a picture of one of Doc Brown's smiling Samoyeds, Christmas, can be seen. It is taken in the sunroom on the house the scientist and his partner currently lease. Christmas is obliviously sitting (and appears to just be excited about sitting when commanded) next to a hastily crafted sign (with...fine enough penmanship, we'll say), reading: ]

I ate Mr. Gold's $400 Italian leather Oxfords and then threw up on the new sofa.

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[A message goes out to the network.]



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