1.0 | MONDAY MORNING - early

[dontwyattme]

[ The camera opens up to a face far to up into the screen, squinting, and tipping her head, as if she's trying to figure this out. She tipped her head again -- this time in the other direction -- as if she's mystefied by the entire thing. ]

They said -- [ She starts, but then stopped, as she held her hand to her face. ] Oh! This is foolish! These instructions had to be lying!

[ But curiosity wins out, and Dolores sighed, and squared her shoulders, as if she's preparing for a presentation. ]

I have some instructions, that told me that this is... a way to communicate with others. I've never heard of something so...fantastic and ridiculous in all my life. [ Her voice comes in a breathless rush, the prospect is so shocking, clearly. ] Where I come from, we... we go visit, if we want to talk to someone, not try something so...impersonal.

[ She smiles, and ducks her head. ] This is so silly...

If I'm not just making a fool of myself, and there really are people listening... [ A pause, and her eyebrows knit together in concentration. ] We're all supposed to be from different places, right? What types of places are you all from? Is this...normal for other people? I'm afraid I feel out of place, and a little bit confused.

Oh, and my name is Dolores. What's yours?

[ Audio ]

[ghoulking]

I know Chronic employee turnover says a lot about a business, but imPorts have a big excuse, don't we? [ he sighs softly ] Few of my employees have been ported-out, Itsuki Ozaki and Andrew Pulaski, and :Re Café is currently understaffed.

I'm looking for some help.

We are a Japanese coffee shop located in Nonah, and we provide mostly Japanese food and focus heavily on coffee making and slushies. [ that's because of Veronica, actually ] We also provide exotic food for imPorts. [ it sounds fancy, but it's not really that fancy. In fact, it's quite horrifying, but Kaneki is not going to talk about that on the post. If people want to know, he will answer, though ] We also have a lot of books, so I guess :Re can be considered a "book café" as well.

We work weird hours, from 7pm to 2am, and close every Monday. And we are accepting anyone looking for full-time or part-time. Oh- [ he adds quickly ] No experience needed! I will teach you barista work and how to prepare coffee if necessary.



I will also provide dinner. I promise I am a good cook. [ who wouldn't want to work for money and FREE FOOD ]