X08 | Text/Video | 4am

[d33tached]

Have you aseen thsi?

[Insert one blurry picture taken of a TV screen. It's hard to tell what exactly D33's watching, but--]

hoem shoppgin network.

Honeslty, why do es anyone leave theri house? You can evne buy weaponry.

[He turns on his camera then (which he could have just done in the first place), and uses it to zoom in on a set of brightly-colored kitchen knives that the salesperson is currently featuring. A heavily drunken voice slurs behind the camera:]

Incredulous.

[Wait.]

Incredible, I mean.

Obviously.

[There's a pause. Who is he talking to again?]

Goodbye. [The feed goes black.]

003; video;

[kanyounot]

[ Today must be a day for shitposting, because Kanan's got one too. ]

You know, the text thing doesn't usually give me much trouble. The devices have a pretty good voice-to-text and text-to-voice function on them. Unless you're typing a bunch of abbreviations, they can be hard to parse sometimes. The letter "y" seems to be either "why" or "yes" depending on the context, for instance. Still haven't figured out "L O L".

I even get some of those... what do you call them, "emojis". The device will tell me if there's a little smiling face or a finger pointing to the left or whatever, that's fine. Right up until there's a bunch of... vegetables? I don't know a lot of the vegetables on this planet. What even is an "eggplant", and what is "eggplant sweatdrops"? Are you watering your vegetable garden?

[ He's asking the tough questions. ]

text - sharpie? or shar pei?

[knaval]

ive been trying to increase my understanding of organic language and after spending many hours on a forum of learned professors, i gotta say

spoken and written language is 2 weird for me

im going back to basics of speaking chiro bye
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