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[The feed opens inside a lecture hall at Nonah University. Crane stands before a board, back to the camera. He stoops and writes with chalk between thumb and forefinger, his handwriting elegant but illegible. Topics are divided into sections.]

Delusional Disorder / Symptoms / Diagnosis
Prevention / Treatment / Prognosis

So, it's Valentine's Day.

I really must say I'm a fan. Why? It's simple: romantics are excellent clients. They display unhealthy emotional attachments and feed off constant reassurance. Now, before you criticise, remember the entire holiday was a liturgical feast to celebrate the decapitation of a martyr. Some would even call it a cover-up of a more ancient celebration.

[Without warning, he wipes the board.]

But Dr. Crane, you ask, what do you think?

Oh, I just don't enjoy how I never get a single card.

[He bangs the dusters together and coughs repeatedly.]

Suppose we all... have that... in common...