Known as ImPact, the unregistered imPort so-called “hero group” came under fire last night as a crew from an as-of-yet unnamed yacht reported that two of the group’s members boarded the craft and forced them to return to shore. Many of them were shocked to discover that the imPorts that had spent the last week working with charities in the ocean to clean up the waters turned violent with very little provocation.
“We were just minding our own business,” one crew member reports. “I think they thought they weren’t getting enough attention for it, so they had to go and sink our damn boat!”
[the newsreel falls out of focus as the camera gets shifted away from it.]
Mindin’ their own business? Are you fucking kidding me? Wait-- unregistered? Is that-- did they change that?!
[ Apollo, visibly annoyed at both the film crew and the ‘victims’ being interviewed, shakes his head. ]
Don’t waste your breath on the cameras, Archie. They aren’t going to get it --
--No! Fuck that! Those pricks were dumping and we sank their shitty boat because of it! They signed their own checks, except they didn’t, because we saved their asses!
[from… a problem they created, but. archie’s pretty insistent they had it coming, seems like.]
How the hell else are these shitheels going to learn?!
We sank their asses, [ Apollo corrects him, with a warning Look at the camera. ] And if anyone thinks they can get away with this kind of shit, we’ll happily do it again.
“We were just minding our own business,” one crew member reports. “I think they thought they weren’t getting enough attention for it, so they had to go and sink our damn boat!”
[the newsreel falls out of focus as the camera gets shifted away from it.]
Mindin’ their own business? Are you fucking kidding me? Wait-- unregistered? Is that-- did they change that?!
[ Apollo, visibly annoyed at both the film crew and the ‘victims’ being interviewed, shakes his head. ]
Don’t waste your breath on the cameras, Archie. They aren’t going to get it --
--No! Fuck that! Those pricks were dumping and we sank their shitty boat because of it! They signed their own checks, except they didn’t, because we saved their asses!
[from… a problem they created, but. archie’s pretty insistent they had it coming, seems like.]
How the hell else are these shitheels going to learn?!
We sank their asses, [ Apollo corrects him, with a warning Look at the camera. ] And if anyone thinks they can get away with this kind of shit, we’ll happily do it again.