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[He's not so thrilled about the latest revolving door port out, just like everyone else, but Pete's also got a question that's been bugging him ever since he ported back in. Especially with all the weird, subtle changes to the place though frankly he's thrilled he no longer has to hide a tattoo that says 'Vigilante']

Hey, so, weird question given all the...well, everything lately.

[Enjoy those wide, sweeping gestures at nothing in particular- the boy talks with his hands, and he's pretty sure people can figure out exactly what he's talking about. Given how most of the other imPorts are just as weirded out this month.]

How exactly do birthdays work here? I don't mean like parties or customs or anything, I mean for, you know, government stuff. Because when I ported in, I was only a couple months away from mine, but here I was already a few months past it, and with all the weird changes lately I'm not sure if any of the locals'd believe me and

Look, I just wanna know if I have to be sixteen for a whole 'nother year. Plus, I figure some people could use a normal, non-creepy question about how this place works right about now.