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[justbeingknife]

Do you like the holidays? Have you ever dreamed of five (extra) minutes of fame?

Then guess what? In two weeks, you'll get your chance! Send me your ugliest fuckin' Christmas sweater, and come deadline, I'll pick the most heinous crime against humanity and wear it when I win the men's free skating program at this year's Four Corners Invitational for Small Orphans.

I'll hold up your picture if ya send one, and give ya a shoutout in the bargain. Plus, you'll have a little extra room in your closet. It's win-win!