5 - ☆ - AUDIO

[trickstar]

[So hey, for once, it's NOT a video of Joseph. He usually likes to be the center of attention, so what's up with that? In fact, he sounds a little… scared?]

H-Hello?

This is impossible… Ugh...

Hello… Earthlings.

[…Well, isn't that odd of him. But sure enough, the tag on the communicator says Joseph Joestar, and that is his voice, and his stupid British accent. What's going on?]

This little trip to the past has been fun and all, but I really need to be getting back to my own time.

That Porter thing is disrupting my- well. You guys all know about time travel by now, right? Ha ha ha... hope so, because pretty sure I just spoiled it...

Point is, I need it shut down so my Space Hopper can function again, and I can go back to where I came from. Going over five thousand years into the past is really not my idea of a good time, so can we get a move on with getting me out of here?

[That... doesn't sound like Joseph at all, does it? This looks like the work of an enemy Stand!! Or maybe just those lightning strikes that have only just started happening lately. But who's going to put that together, anyway?]

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voice;

[glampop]

I don't understand this prank at all. Where have you been all day?

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[trickstar]

Not a prank, thanks for wasting my time.

same;

[glampop]

... Are you upset about something?

[Normally, wouldn't Jojo be a little whiny now? Insist that his prank be upheld?]

voice;

[fistofthejoestar]

...Joseph? Did you lie when you told me I hadn't hurt you much?

[as terrible as it is, his first thought upon seeing this (after "what the fuck" of course) is that he accidentally punched him a lot harder than he'd intended to. shit. fuck, he really is the worst grandpa.]

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[trickstar]

Don't know who "Joseph" is, but maybe you shouldn't go around hurting people so much you gotta ask that.

[fistofthejoestar]

[there's a beat, a heavy pause as Jonathan desperately tries to gauge if he's being serious solely through audio. he knows that Joseph's kind of a shit when he wants to be, and it wasn't fair of him to punch him like that, but he'd apologized. had he really not put it behind him?]

Please don't play around like this. I understand if you're still upset with me, but this is rather cruel.

audio

[dionychus]

What the hell are you on about this time?

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[trickstar]

Was I not perfectly clear the first time?

audio;

[dionychus]

I'll admit that it's a new and creative prank, but if you're bored then just say so like a normal person.

VOICE.

[enabeled]

A bit premature, isn't it? You'll miss out on the fun... and she won't be very happy about that.

[ Guess what. Passionate words or not, his tone of voice is neutral and calm. ]

Have some compassion and you too can be rewarded.

[trickstar]

How about I get some compassion, and then I'll give it back out, okay? Right now everyone's just yelling at me. So glad I evolved past that.

voice sure

[seesthestars]

Joseph. You don't have a Space Hopper.

[Also what the fuck is a Space Hopper. What are you even doing.]

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[trickstar]

You're right Joseph doesn't have a Space Hopper. I have one.

audio

[khajidont]

Not you too.

[trickstar]

More like not you too.

Don't even think about calling me Joseph.

voice;

[diociopath]

The future? And five thousand years at that...just what is the future like?

[GUESS WHO'S NOT A DUMBASS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. Him, Dio.]

[trickstar]

[the small things you do for him dio...]

I'm not sure I should say for reasons I might ruin it, but...

It's great. Humans- have evolved. Changed. We don't look the same anymore, because we also don't live on Earth anymore. We're spread throughout the galaxy. I can't imagine how all of you stay cooped up in this one planet.

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[unbreaker]

[Space, huh? What the hell have you been drinking, old man?

Well, whatever.

Josuke thinks he might as well have some fun with this since it looks like his great gramps is taking care of the serious side of things.]

You ever been to, uh... [What'd Mikitaka call it? Oh, right!] ...the Magellanic clouds?

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[trickstar]

You know about those? No, they're too far off. I hear they're very nice to visit. I don't think there's any life in them, though.

voice;

[bratziska]

The past? This place is the glorious future!

( Guess who else has been affected by the lightning strikes? This girl. And she's missing Ancient Greece. )

[trickstar]

Future and past are all relative to the year you're from. My past is your future.

[selfequipped]

[Well, it's not the first time one of these have turned up, but ... maybe by pushing the issue, she can nudge him back into his normal state. Hopefully?]

Surely you mean the future, right?

[trickstar]

No, I mean the past. P-A-S-T.

audio

[runout]

Earthlings? ... That explains a lot, actually.

audio

[trickstar]

What do you mean?