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[halfcow]

[ Feed comes on, and Ryoki is still wearing a shirt covered in blood - at least he cleaned himself up, but the shirt is still there for everyone to see. He doesn't seem to care. Ryoki is a teenager around his 16, a bit too thin and messy hair; he has yellow bright eyes, exactly like a cat's with a stilted pupil; his ears are pointed like an elf's, and his teeth are sharp fangs which are easily seen as he speaks. he is sitting outside Residence 006 for those who care. ]

Holy shit, I'm the junkie here, but ya'll fucking higher than a kite.

You all savin' people and shit? Aww, congrats on that, you deserve a medal. [ He laughs, but he isn't happy at all ] Tell ya what, you can stick the hero crap up your asses: fuck yourselves with it nice and slow. [ he clicks his tongue, groaning after. He throws his head back and mutters, but those with a good ear can listen to it: ] Heroes? You all fuck everything up, don't go tellin' me you are heroes now, you bastards.

ANYWAY! [ back to a normal position, looking at the communicator ] One thing you don't fuck up are drugs. What can a guy get around here? Any candy? I'm fine with the legal stuff, since that's probably the only thing I'm gonna get from you Heroes .

[ he is about to turn off the feed, but he looks to the side and then grabs the file they gave him ] Also, regarding the job: ahahahahahaha! [ look at that beautiful sarcastic laugher ] I'm a fucking milkman! Well, SHIT. At least you assholes are funny. And still racist as fuck. Congrats on that, too, I was missing that.

At least I'm not a butcher, right?

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[heavyhitter]

hahaha wow
so what caped hero pissed in ur captain crunch today?

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[halfcow]

[ welcome to hell because ryoki sucks at typing enjoy that ]

humens in geniral
*huamns
*humans
*general

[heavyhitter]

there u go
anyway yeah noticed the eyes, whats that make u?

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[selfimage]

I'd say at least a seven for the assumptions. I'll bump you up to nine for the histrionics. Almost better than a cup of coffee in the morning.

[ like he drinks coffee for anything but the actual act of drinking coffee, but whatever. coffee novelty go! ]

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[halfcow]

The fuck is histri-whatever?

[selfimage]

Think of it as a hearty "good morning," only more yell-y.

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[rathercommon]

[ Augh. KIDS. ]

Honestly, do you MIND? Some of us listen to the network at work. My boss was walking by.

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[halfcow]

[ oh god he is laughing like an asshole.

and excuse him he is a VERY slow typer and get ready for all the typos ]

did you get fired?

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[rathercommon]

[ ugH ]

Of course I didn't. I'm a really good employee.

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[quinque]

[ A milkman, huh. ]

I'd like a free sample please.

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[halfcow]

Free sample of what? [ slow cow is slow ]

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[quinque]

Milk. You're the milkman now, so I'd like a free sample.

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[katastrophe]

[ Should have picked a better spot to sit Ryoki, don't turn around to see who's been crouching here, reading over your shoulder. ]

You text like you're 80.

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[halfcow]

[ he has to look, obviously. And when his eyes meet Nishi, the second after he is looking back at the phone ]

'Course I do, I never texted before.

[katastrophe]

[ Clearly that look was an invitation to sit down, and he does, jabbing Ryoki's phone with a finger. ]

Stop holding it like you're retarded.

[isaytheeneigh]

Where did you get the idea that everyone is "heroes"?

[Jean has a follow up to this, but he's going to wait for this idiot's response first. His language is even rougher than Ymir's at her worst. Damn.]

[halfcow]

Dude, if the hat fits wear it. If it doesn't, fucking don't.

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[theveilisin]

[...wow. Kind of reminding him a bit of Rook there. Kind of a lot, actually. But the kid has got a point.]

A fair enough reaction, to be honest, and not that long of a walk from my initial one. Mind you, there are some compensations to being here, if one knows where to look.

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[halfcow]

And what compensations those might be?

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[bombshelled]

Jesus, and I thought they said I had a fucking potty mouth.

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[halfcow]

Seriously? This fuckin' offended ya? So fuckin' sorry. [ y e a h ]

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[bulwank]

[A young BOY AND SPEAKING LIKE THIS. He is even more offended. This network might not be completely public but it certain;y deserves more respect that the filth seeping out this kid. He'll be damned if he let's him go on anymore talking like that.]

[Not that- people really listen to his speeches about language, but that's not about to deter him.]

[Feed pops on and there is a very pissed off looking- man, man right? he's gotta be like, 30- staring down the screen. Chest out, arms crossed, is near frothing mad. His brows so arched it looks like they were drawn that way.]

Do you have ANY IDEA HOW DISGUSTING THAT LANGUAGE IS TO HEAR! And from someone so YOUNG!

This network is meant to be SHARED by imPorts alike and you are taking it for a ride with that completely UNCOUTH LANGUAGE.

While I condone the usage of such words under the right situations, I'll be DAMNED if I'll allow such speech to continue here without some sort of reprimanding! I suggest you clean up your ACT!!

it's always alright. I'm also sorry.

[halfcow]

[ and ryoki looks back at said man so unimpressed, it's hard to tell if he is even listening ]

OR.

You can suck my dick.

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[lucke]

At first I was wondering what you're issue was. But I guess that makes sense if you've got that shit in your veins.

Guess there's no reasoning with an animal.

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[halfcow]

Congrats on your discovery...?