04 | Voice

[outlawrain]

Y'know, I'm beginnin' to think that this stupid thing is necessary for every day life. Barely knew what was goin' on last month.

[He clears his throat.]

So, two things. One, we're lookin' for workers at the Red Branch for mercenary work, must work well with others, please contact Cu Chulainn for more information. Also I think we're looking for people at the bar.

Sorry, I don't do advertisements really. But maybe if you didn't hear him last time? I really recommend ya talk to him. He's a good boss! Better than my last one. And he loves dogs!

[Is this a dating profile or a job advertisement? Maybe Cu should be the only one to do advertisements.]

Uh, yeah, speaking of 'love', I wanna know more about this Valentine's Day. I suppose it should be obvious, with all the harts and all, but, might as well ask. You're all a lot smarter than me, so I don't wanna get this mixed up. Unless... I already did?

Shoot, I'm terrible at this stuff. Dunno why there's all these different days for things anyways! Can't you just spend time with people whenever you want? Why's there gotta be a day in the calendar for love or gettin' time with your family? Back home, I spent all my time with mine. This whole job thing is a sham.

[There's a small grumbling.]

So, yeah. Anyone have any dogs or animals they need takin' care of? I need a moment with 'em. Do it for free, I'm great. Ask Cu Chulainn if you wanna. He'll vouch for me.

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[resipiscent]

... Oh, I see. I guess you can't. [that is so specific wtf]

[outlawrain]

Yeah. I just don't eat nothin' dogs can't eat. I don't like keepin' things from animals.

[resipiscent]

That's... I think the word I'm looking for is noble. It's kind of you, anyway. You know... I was kind of thinking about getting a pet, speaking of which.

[outlawrain]

Oh yeah? A dog? Cat? Bird? Somethin' else? I know a lot!

[resipiscent]

Not sure yet. I thought about a dog...

[outlawrain]

Yeah, I'm a big dog person! One of the best things you can ever get is a dog!

[resipiscent]

Heh. I like them, and I thought it'd be nice to have some kind of roommate. Past my housemates, of course.

[outlawrain]

Yeah, a dog is a lot different than housemates! ...Better in my opinion!

[resipiscent]

In some ways, probably.

[outlawrain]

I'm kinda biased, tho'. So I guess you shouldn't ask me if I think humans or dogs are better.

[resipiscent]

Apples and oranges, I guess.

[outlawrain]

More like meat and apples!

[resipiscent]

Hah. That different, huh?

[outlawrain]

I jus' really like dogs... and meat!

[resipiscent]

I see. Well, good stuff, then. It's good to know what you like.

[outlawrain]

Think it's important! Anyways, any ideas of what kinda dog you wanna get?

[resipiscent]

I'm not sure. I don't want a tiny dog, but I don't want something huge, either. Medium, I guess. Wonder if being registered can net me dog food...?

[outlawrain]

Hmm... What about a Shetland Sheepdog? They're a lil' bigger but they're real friendly.

[resipiscent]

Maybe, huh? I think I might take a look at the shelter.

[outlawrain]

Good idea! I worked at one of 'em for a bit. And there's a lotta dogs that need to be loved.

[resipiscent]

I can imagine. You know, you don't see too many dogs around where I'm from. A lot of people have birds, though.

[outlawrain]

Oh yeah? Birds are 'lright too. I really like all animals, jus' dogs are the best.

[resipiscent]

Dogs are pretty special, yeah. It's a tropical island, so you get a lot more birds, is all.

[outlawrain]

Birds are pretty cool! Seen plenty of 'em around but I've never tried trainin' any.

[resipiscent]

It's different than training a dog. But I've never done it myself, so I don't really know that much.