ᴋᴀᴛɪᴇ ᴅᴀʟʟᴀs & sʏʜᴏɴ ([personal profile] imitari) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-03-25 05:04 pm

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Okay! So. Alternate universe. This is really happening. [Stop. Sigh.] Okay. Wish I could say it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Guess I should introduce myself--?

I'm Katie. Hi. I'm not sure who's running this place after all, but bringing in people like me is a really bad idea. Like - I'm happy to help and all, but cutting me off from my resources is gonna do everybody more harm than good. Unless anyone's heard of Madame Klein's school?

[D'er. A little too hopeful, maybe. Another sigh.]

Back home I'm a dancer in New York. I was actually moving up to Broadway, so. Thanks for taking that dream away from me, big machine.

[And. She figures she's been dancing around it long enough. No pun intended.]

I'm sort of possessed. Which is only a big deal if you think it is - but that kinda makes me one of the bad guys. Unless demon-gods are a problem one this side of the universe, too - then I can probably help. I mean - I don't remember much about taking care of that problem, but I remember enough.

Promise I won't Hulk out or anything; it's under control. [Most of the time. Not awkward. nope.

She then seems to realize something else she wanted to mention, lifting a finger--]


Oh, yeah - if anyone sees a strand of red hair for sale on eBay, please let me know. I've got a kid's ass to kick.

[...]

Thanks. Excelsior, or something.
kegflipped: (oh please do go on)

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[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, you are gonna break brains if we keep getting more Marvels.

Possessed, you say? And that's not a big deal?
kegflipped: (do they do stuff to your butt?)

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[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-25 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't the point of possessions that you don't have control, though? Like... That's what a possession is.
kegflipped: (caveman brow)

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[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-25 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
... And you're cool without her? 'Cause she probably isn't here.
kegflipped: (that's wrinkling my brain)

[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-25 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, good. I guess.

[ Because this definitely doesn't sound like trouble waiting to happen. Nope. Not at all. ]

Uh. Just in case, though... What's the worst that could happen, here?
kegflipped: (oh my god joshua was racist)

[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-25 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. That might be good to know. That's a thing.
kegflipped: (I couldn't think of another word.)

[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so. But you should probably consider what might-could-maybe happen, 'cause... Yeah. Shit happens, you know what I mean?
kegflipped: (so you have no clue either?)

[personal profile] kegflipped 2014-03-26 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right.

I'm Troy.

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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-26 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
They don't draw straight lines in the sand for villains and superheroes here.
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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-27 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
They hire criminals for heroes.
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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-27 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
From what I heard, they don't have any control over who gets brought here. But that's information from the government, so take it with a grain of salt.
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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-28 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Violet.

So is the thing possessing you there?
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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-28 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
How did you get stuck with it?
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[personal profile] attractedtodarkness 2014-03-28 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
So there's more than one. That's fucked up.

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