HOLD UP THERE, "BUDDY" (THOSE ARE ENTIRELY INSINCERE ENCLOSURE TALONS, FYI) I KNOW YOU HUMANS HAVE WEIRD AND UNNATURAL ATTITUDES TOWARDS FRIENDSHIP AND OTHER ASSORTED UNSAVORY SHENANIGANS BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TWITCH YOUR FRIENDSHIP PROBES IN MY DIRECTION LIKE I AM LYING BACK AND WAITING TO BE THOROUGHLY FRIENDED AT. I AM TERRIFYING AND UNPLEASANT. GOD.
AND THIS MIGHT BE MY FIRST TIME *ON* EARTH, BUT I WATCHED IT FOR A WHILE. CONFUSING IS RIGHT. LITERALLY NOTHING ON YOUR PLANET MAKES SENSE. IT'S APPALLING.
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(THOSE ARE ENTIRELY INSINCERE ENCLOSURE TALONS, FYI)
I KNOW YOU HUMANS HAVE WEIRD AND UNNATURAL ATTITUDES TOWARDS FRIENDSHIP AND OTHER ASSORTED UNSAVORY SHENANIGANS
BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TWITCH YOUR FRIENDSHIP PROBES IN MY DIRECTION LIKE I AM LYING BACK AND WAITING TO BE THOROUGHLY FRIENDED AT.
I AM TERRIFYING AND UNPLEASANT. GOD.
AND THIS MIGHT BE MY FIRST TIME *ON* EARTH, BUT I WATCHED IT FOR A WHILE.
CONFUSING IS RIGHT. LITERALLY NOTHING ON YOUR PLANET MAKES SENSE. IT'S APPALLING.