I wholeheartedly agree with you, which is why I wouldn't suggest relying on the police to solve anything more singular than the most stunningly average murder. I certainly wouldn't rely on you, given your clear attempt to manufacture an opportunity to question my competency, either as an attempt to get a rise out of me or in a thoroughly ineffectual stab at broaching the subject with some tact, which ultimately is, quite frankly, roughly as subtle as a sledgehammer.
In fact, I hardly see why we need to stop there. Your irregular use of punctuation along with your word choice, while not infallible indicators of age, suggest to me that you're in your mid-twenties at the latest, probably female. Certainly English; 'spot of bother' isn't common parlance in North American dialects. You're disinclined to trust; you've stated as much outright and yet you're either disinclined to approach others critically or you require more data to do so, which I am helpfully providing you by rising to the implicit challenge and demonstrating what I can do. Only a handful of words and I already have a sense of you; do you imagine I couldn't do more if given more?
Spots of bother are to be expected; I count on it and provision myself accordingly. The only thing that remains remotely obscure is why you care, though one may make a number of reasonable guesses as to that, too. SH
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In fact, I hardly see why we need to stop there. Your irregular use of punctuation along with your word choice, while not infallible indicators of age, suggest to me that you're in your mid-twenties at the latest, probably female. Certainly English; 'spot of bother' isn't common parlance in North American dialects. You're disinclined to trust; you've stated as much outright and yet you're either disinclined to approach others critically or you require more data to do so, which I am helpfully providing you by rising to the implicit challenge and demonstrating what I can do. Only a handful of words and I already have a sense of you; do you imagine I couldn't do more if given more?
Spots of bother are to be expected; I count on it and provision myself accordingly. The only thing that remains remotely obscure is why you care, though one may make a number of reasonable guesses as to that, too.
SH