Good thing I don't have anybody important enough to pick off here, huh? That way I don't have to get thrown through a display case in my party clothes.
[they're the only remotely costume-like clothes she owns, ok. and that comment about having no one who considers her important is a super lie, but Hazel can't help but make it. she wants to keep people safe, even in dumb hypothetical situations.]
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Good thing I don't have anybody important enough to pick off here, huh? That way I don't have to get thrown through a display case in my party clothes.
[they're the only remotely costume-like clothes she owns, ok. and that comment about having no one who considers her important is a super lie, but Hazel can't help but make it. she wants to keep people safe, even in dumb hypothetical situations.]