[Possible glue himself to the boy, yeah, there's a lot of things Hisoka could do to make him regret it, most of which he could actually do now too, if he wanted to.]

Are you suggesting I've underestimated you? How rude, Josuke. [A smile, moving to tap at Josuke's nose once.]

Ah- Heh. [The bounce is thought of a lot less innocently when the front of his body rocks up against him. Hisoka's expression getting almost devilish, but again he'll make sure not to really comment on it. Not wanting to be dropped where they stand, because that most definitely would happen if he made some comment about how good that little jump felt. Instead he moves his legs up a little, kind of crossing them over Josuke's chest, no problems with flexibility here.]

They surely would make you the bad guy. It's all right, we know the truth.