003 ♣ VIDEO ♠ Change (Age Plot)

[chrysalust]

[A shirtless boy of about twelve appears on the screen, eyes bright gold, lips puckered in a smirk below a light amalgam of freckles dotting his nose and cheeks. Familiar to some but it might become a lot more apparent who it is once he speaks.]

How long do you think I would be able to manage dealing in my casino like this, hm~? [A chuckle, the boy's tone sly- sultry. A tone a twelve year old really shouldn't have, Hisoka'a voice definitely higher than his usual but pulling in the same seductively coy way it always has.]

[He glances down, inspecting his hands unseen off the video. While this is certainly strange and he'd like to know why the hell he's this age again, it is a bit entertaining.]

Mmm... Will flirting at this age become cute now? What do you think I could get away with saying? I certainly have to continue to please my players.

[Another pause before he switches to text.]

but i definitely think emoticons like this r much cuter being used by an adorable boy o u o

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[brushoff]

count yourself lucky.

[ because Dorian is old and gross and old and REALLY DOES NOT LIKE THIS so all text all the time ]

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[chrysalust]

dorian!!! o A o

[Oh yeah he's pushing the kid shit, expect his texting to be annoying as hell.]

y did something happen?? r u little 2? were u an ugly child? o no im so sorry! o n o

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[brushoff]

all i'm saying is that whatever caused you to be younger caused some of us to be older as well.

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[abduxel]

[The voice that comes through is boomingly deep and sounds like many terrible creatures speaking at once.]

You look a lot cuter than I do right now, Hisoka, but flirting is a little weird.

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[chrysalust]

[Not, a voice he was expecting. Hisoka pauses for a moment before replying, though tentatively.]

Well you know my name so- I know you? Mmm, but I can't be sure.

[A laugh, sticking his tongue out a little.] Is it weird? It just depends on what I say, though I don't plan to change anything I wouldn't normally do already. I could possibly get into a lot of trouble.

Or- cause it. [Like get people in jail. Whoops.]

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[abduxel]

What kind of trouble are you planning?

You don't recognize my voice? [A grating, loud, many-voiced laugh.]I think I have a cold.

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[unconchonable]

[It takes a moment for it to register who this even is. The voice sounds familiar, the face... not so much. However, that text is what does it. Those stupid random ass symbols remind him of one person, and one person alone.

He didn't expect that annoying ass to be so cute.]

I see this place is pretty alright with makin' people look the age they act.

[Sick burn from Ampora!!]

But in all seriousness, what ewen caused this?

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[chrysalust]

Aww you think I act young? You're so nice.

[A wide smile, puckering his lips. God you, still talk ridiculous, you're lucky it's almost endearing.]

A power perhaps, some technology. [A sigh, raising his hands.] I expect if anyone knows we'll be hearing of it on the network soon. [Not that he minds too terribly. After all, his powers were unaffected. He thinks he can handle being even more adorable for a little while.]

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[unconchonable]

Yeah, somethin' like a grub in how you carry yourself.

[He says it a bit incredulously, not really expecting to complimented when he just insulted him, but sure.]

Is this some normal thing then? Well, maybe not this particular bullshit, but the whole people gettin' fucked with in some way? You seem rather calm about it.

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[foreshadower]

Well, isn't that interesting?

Pushing boundaries even now?

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[chrysalust]

Mm, what sorts of boundaries? [Said with his eyes slimming, smiling wide. He likes pushing boundaries.]

It's been a while, Shade. Should I apologize for you having to see me like this after so much time apart? Or do you like kids?

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[foreshadower]

I'm two hundred years old, I hate children, actually! [ He says, pleasantly. ]

What are you going to do, looking like that? UI suspect you're going to cause trouble?

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[unbreaker]

...Hisoka?

[He...he shrunk. And yet he's still a little weirdo! Go figure.

Josuke, on the other hand, hasn't changed at all. Unaffected, it would seem, by whatever is causing people to become older or younger. Or at least...physically unaffected. It would appear he won't be able to escape dealing with certain individuals!]

Dude, put a shirt on!

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[chrysalust]

Josukeee! [Pumping the 'cute' up. He look it's his friend!]

Buu- but- none of them fit anymore. [He wore a lot of small clothes to begin with but- compared to how muscular he was as an adult? There's no anything he has here won't just fall off him now.]

Not even my pants! [OwO. He looks down. At himself. Yeah he's just naked on this video, you're lucky all you can see is shoulders and collar.]

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[unbreaker]

[Staring for a moment.

And then...jerking back from the camera!]

WHAT THE—CAN'T YOU JUST THROW ON A SHIRT WITH A GODDAMN BELT?!

[Such a horrified expression he wears!]

...had to get this out there, really.

[cephalothorax]

Really, what a world this is.

[he's palmfacing, good lord.]

Huhuuu | text/

[chrysalust]

[He smiled incredibly wide upon seeing this reply. As amusing as all this is, for some reason Chrollo's reaction is even more entertaining than he thought it would be.]

isnt it soooo weird?? o ^ o

u wouldnt b open 4 babysitting would u? im sure i could find a way 2 make it up 2 u. - x -

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[sunasuna]

[Why anyone would be happy about this nonsense is beyond him. It's terrible. The small stature, the lack of control, the... ugh. Everything, really.]

At least someone finds this entertaining. [He's 10 and he damn well sounds like it, so yeah. Definitely sticking to text.]

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[chrysalust]

i sure do! o u o

y, dont u? r u ok?? ♣

[gowild]

[wow that... is kind of not something he ever expected or needed to see. ever.]

[and yet HERE HE IS SEEING IT. and he... is just laughing pretty hard actually.]

You gotta be kidding me!

Hey, are you stuck like that for good now?

[chrysalust]

Considering my Nen is as exactly as it was, would you want me to have all those years over again to even further perfect myself, Uvogin? [A smirk, peering at him close. Ngh, he still wants to take advantage of his lack of Troupe membership. Though, considering how low in physical strength he is now as a child, it'd be much harder to take that man down.]

[Ah- then again, that just makes it a bit more enticing.]

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[orangehoodie]

Will people even let you into the casino like that?

[Is that... Hisoka... he doesn't know.



He somehow feels grosser this way than he came off as before.]

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[chrysalust]

Well that's why I'd sneak in.

[How rude.]

[Is that Ken? Pft, like he knows.]

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[shortspear]

C'mon Hisoka. You're creepy no matter how old you are.

[Uh... Cu lacks a bit of a filter when he's this young. Gomen.]

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[chrysalust]

I'm creepy? Really? [A pout.]

[...Who iiiss this? looks familiar... Familiar voice, face. Ah he remembers it angry and almost... scared. Hisoka's eyes slim, grinning wide.]

Am I so creepy to you? And after we've been so intimate.