[He frowns, genuinely confused.] What, why? Look, whoever you are, you wanna get a message out then you better be able to back it up. What's the big deal? I've got a free place to live, more freedom than I know what to do with, and the most interesting people I've ever encountered. Can't see an issue, myself.

...Okay, changing ages was... fucked up. But worse things have happened back home.