8 - ☆ - VIDEO (BACKDATED TO AGE SWAP EVENT)

[trickstar]

[So everyone's been having a fun time as kids or younger versions of themselves, running around and enjoying childhood again, right?

Wrong.

Some people wound up aging up- a lot. Like almost fifty years worth of aging up. One of those individuals is Joseph Joestar, who for the first few days was originally very, very upset about this. Screams of "OH MY GOD" echoed throughout the festival, as well as various tugging at his own face in an attempt to rid himself of wrinkles.

But now he's finding the benefits. See: Joseph at an IHOP happily enjoying a stack of pancakes- and his senior discount.]

Being old kind of sucks, but you get a discount on like everything! And I can buy alcohol now, no one even cards me! And everyone holds doors open for me, and give me their seat on the bus… Being old isn't half as bad as I thought it would be! And I still look pretty good for an old guy. I'm nowhere near as sexy as I was at nineteen, but I don't look half-bad!

Comments

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[chrysalust]

I'm surprised to hear you were concerned with being sexy before!

[trickstar]

...

[Who the fuck is this. Fucking... Hisoka?? ]

I was super sexy before!

[chrysalust]

Did I say you weren't? Must you be so defensive about your appearance? It comes off as desperate, Jojo~

[trickstar]

The only desperate I am is desperately done with talking to you already.

[chrysalust]

Well I suppose I should be as well. As funny as it is, you're not nearly as fun to look at like this.

[Kidding, really you're about the same. Hisoka's not nearly as shallow as you, old man.]

SUDDENLY AUDIO

[trickstar]

... Well I don't want you looking at me anyway!

[chrysalust]

It's unfortunate your mind didn't mature along with your body. Though I suppose it can come off as cute.

[trickstar]

It's unfortunate you didn't start acting like a kid because then you could have been tolerable!!

[resipiscent]

I see you're enjoying yourself.

[Nose-guy got small.]

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[friendshiprocks]

[ SHE IS STILL KIND OF GLARY AT YOU, MR. JOSUKE'S DAD you massive massive weirdo

but then wait a goddamn moment. he used to be nineteen? and Josuke's like sixteen, right? so that means....ewwwww ]

You've gotten even weirder than I thought, Mister.

[chrysalust]

Oh, do you usually get along with children the best? Why am I not surprised?

[trickstar]

What's wrong with getting along with kids?? They better than dealing with your shitty attitude.

[trickstar]

I am!

-Hey, you're a kid now. I guess I should have said something about being able to help people who got turned into kids. You don't need help with anything do you?

[trickstar]

[SECRETS OUT...]

H-Hey! I'm not weird! What's so weird about pancakes??

[friendshiprocks]

It's not that. It's the fact that you used to be nineteen that's the weird thing.

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[fistofthejoestar]

[by the time Jonathan's got enough free time to be futzing around on the communicator he's probably had his memory wiped. alas. he's leaning on his folded arms and watching the feed with a sort of wonderment at the amount of pancakes onscreen. god damn son, he could go for about five of those.

beneath the childish awe at American breakfast excess, however, is an almost imperceptible air of hesitance. Jonathan's still not entirely certain that he should be on this network at all - he's almost expecting someone to accuse him of stealing the device that's been on him this whole time. it wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.]

Do you know what sort of toppings are on that? It looks delicious.

[resipiscent]

Uh, not really. I'm kind of just sticking around home, cause it's hard for me to travel very quickly. Short legs.

[trickstar]

...

You ever had a shoulderback ride before?

[trickstar]

It's not that weird! We get people of all ages here!

[friendshiprocks]

Josuke's sixteen. You're his dad.

It's weird.

[trickstar]

I was actually around this age-

[He means this sixty-something age-]

-when Josuke was born. If anything, it's like, way less weird that I'm his dad now then if I said I was his dad before!

[friendshiprocks]

But it's still super weird to begin with!

[standsproud]

What a pain...

[chrysalust]

Nothing's wrong with getting along with kids, it's just only getting along with kids that seems, well- almost sad really. Maybe you should work on your social skills?

[trickstar]

That's a pretty hypocritical thing for you to say, isn't it?