I've never really been one for acting. My teacher at high school said I-- [Deep inhale.] Said I had no talent for it and-- [Yeah, he's starting to sob. It's a pretty impressive act, even if it's not quite Oscar worthy. He's Leonardo. Always good but never quite there.] I just wanted to be good at something! [Tears, tears. All the fake tears.

Aaand then he's stopping as quickly as he started.]

How's that? Was it working for you?