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maskormenace2015-04-25 07:41 pm
redplainsrider) wrote in maskormenace2015-04-25 07:41 pm
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[When she comes on screen it's clear she's seen better days on the network. She looks as if she's had little sleep, and is pretty dirty and roughed up--though, she has no actual injuries, thanks to her nanotech healing her. Praise Nah Notek. But that doesn't mean she hasn't been suffering injuries, because she darn well has, and it's made her grumpy, if that's even the appropriate word to use at a time like this.]
Ain't no point in bein' long-winded right now, is it? If'n it ain't obvious: if you ain't in Heropa, dun come to Heropa. Nevermind that you'll just get yerself sick an' only add to the problem, 'cause even if ya somehow dun get sick you'll find yerself at the unpleasant end of some sick hombre's psychotic fist--an' that's just the best case scenario.
Worst case? Well, I ain't never seen a case'a cannibalism before, an' would'a loved to have kept it that way. It . . . were super gross.
[Pause. Then she blinks back to life.] Anyway, passin' on that knowledge ain't really why I'm makin' this post. There are lots'a folks out there, trapped an' unsafe. If you're one'a 'em and need help gettin' somewhere safe, I can help. I can't get sick, an' if one of those varmints take a swipe or bite at me I will bounce right back.
But most important: I'm a great shot.
Or if'n ya got folks stuck here what need trackin' down and rescuin', I got Croach with me, he can find anyone. Imports, natives, we'll help anyone, get ya to somewhere safe. The government zone . . . any of the safespots I found natives settin' up . . . Just let us know.
[And: end video]
Ain't no point in bein' long-winded right now, is it? If'n it ain't obvious: if you ain't in Heropa, dun come to Heropa. Nevermind that you'll just get yerself sick an' only add to the problem, 'cause even if ya somehow dun get sick you'll find yerself at the unpleasant end of some sick hombre's psychotic fist--an' that's just the best case scenario.
Worst case? Well, I ain't never seen a case'a cannibalism before, an' would'a loved to have kept it that way. It . . . were super gross.
[Pause. Then she blinks back to life.] Anyway, passin' on that knowledge ain't really why I'm makin' this post. There are lots'a folks out there, trapped an' unsafe. If you're one'a 'em and need help gettin' somewhere safe, I can help. I can't get sick, an' if one of those varmints take a swipe or bite at me I will bounce right back.
But most important: I'm a great shot.
Or if'n ya got folks stuck here what need trackin' down and rescuin', I got Croach with me, he can find anyone. Imports, natives, we'll help anyone, get ya to somewhere safe. The government zone . . . any of the safespots I found natives settin' up . . . Just let us know.
[And: end video]