Chapter 6 [Video]

[thebestseller]

[Someone's bored at work again- or at least acting bored.]

I just had this ad come across my desk for approval.

[Castle holds up a printed page:]



I wonder what sort of flavors it comes in? Scotch, perhaps? Beef? Venison? GUNPOWDER?

[[OOC: Thanks to Your Kickstarter Sucks and my Plurklist for the inspiration.]]

Comments

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[112ounces]

Just straight up Mountain Dew for me. The other stuff don't stay on the shelf for very long anyway.

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[thebestseller]

I haven't touched Mountain Dew in quite a while myself. Maybe Dude Stick will let me get my fix and discover new and strange soda flavors I never knew existed.

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[112ounces]

Wouldn't hurt to try. Better than chewing on your own lips when they are all dried out.

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[thebestseller]

And hey, maybe there will be a Doritos flavor to go along with it. ... although smearing waxy nacho cheese or ranch on your lips would be really weird. I guess some guys would like it, though.

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[112ounces]

But is there a difference between eating a Dorito chip or putting rubbing Dorito-tasting lip balm on your lips?

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[thebestseller]

I think the lip balm is weird- like, you'd be expecting the crunch of a tortilla chip along with it, and it's not there. On the other hand, you end up with Dorito dust all over your mouth anyway.

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[112ounces]

At least you get to eat the Dorito chip.

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[thebestseller]

True- it's hard to get sustenance from lip balm. I'll stick with actual Doritos myself- mmmm, nacho cheese.

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[112ounces]

Doritos are my favorite actually. Cheetos too.

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[thebestseller]

And now I'm having visions of Cheeto-flavored lip balm. I think I've created a monster... that is, if someone hasn't gotten to the idea first.

Dude Stick is a dangerous thing.

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[112ounces]

Jalapeno Cheetos too. For some reason those fill me up and last longer than regulator Cheetos.

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[thebestseller]

Clearly I need to catch up on my amazing snack foods. I mean, considering that my house here is often empty, it's not like anyone will scold me for it, right?

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[112ounces]

Exactly.

Don't forget Gingerbread Men. Or Twizzlers. But don't eat Twizzlers and Soda together, your stomach will hate you.

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[thebestseller]

Plus, I'm not sure it would taste very good. Sugar wrapped in sugar wrapped in caffiene- I might have been able to do it at one point when I was a sleep-deprived college student, but I do have my limits.

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[112ounces]

Well, I'm a teenager and I puked my guts out. I was so mad, that was movie-watching food at the theaters.

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[thebestseller]

And that stuff's expensive, too. Goes to show you there really can be too much of a good thing.

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[112ounces]

Tell me about it. When I first came here, all the rich food nearly killed me. I was used to eating cooked dear and canned food, so the really rich stuff my stomach wasn't used too.

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[thebestseller]

Man, that sounds terrible. Go from having way too little to having too much... it's not a good thing.

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[112ounces]

I think I've gained like fifty pounds when I got here. I'm definately fatter than I used to be.

Which in hindsight I bet the lip balm works - you get to taste the junk food before you get to eat it.