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[inmyothertights]

Because the universe has piled us into this place, where things just happen, usually when you're trying to deal with all kinds of other things that just happened, piled on top of a sundae of people you love getting afflicted with stuff and people you like disappearing, which is of course topped with the Big Brother is watching you cherry, I would really like to suggest some kind of 4th of July cookout.

And you know it's bad when I am suggesting a 4th of July cookout. But whatever, if it rains I'll work up some spell to move it around or someone who can manipulate weather, if they want to help, they can do that, and we can get a big projector somehow and play really classic old movies from the thirties or something and I'll....make fireworks. Plus food.

I'm just starting to find this all oppressively oppressive and I'm not a...party person, I guess, but I figure this is probably easy enough, right?

If I'm wrong don't correct me.

Comments

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[thinhammer]

Alright, but what kinda food.....

[ Arm on the table like he's leaning over a bar, complete with a little squint for good measure. ]

This sounds like a good idea and all, even if I got no idea what's so special about that day, but ya gotta make sure you're tendin' to everyone's needs, right?

[ Cookouts aren't something he's ever heard of, hence why he deems it perfectly appropriate to serve his particular preference of broth and noodles. Don't let him down, dude. ]

Voice

[inmyothertights]

[IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.]

Will it wake up and try to kill us.

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[inmyothertights]

It's a cookout, so...uh.

Hamburgers, hot dogs, that kind of thing?

[inmyothertights]

Well, I'm not really very social.

[inmyothertights]

Thanks!

audio

[hunter_returns]

Sounds good. I'm Sam, by brother's Dean. Just give us a call when you need a hand and we'll do whatever you might need.

[selfequipped]

I didn't say anyone had to actually eat them.

[inmyothertights]

Thank god.

[selfequipped]

Though there is a chance that Loki may force the matter.

audio

[inmyothertights]

I'm Billy. It's nice to meet you.

[notyourfathersosborn]

Well what's a cookout without food?

[inmyothertights]

Right okay there has to be something we can distract him with.

[inmyothertights]

Well, I do appreciate it.

[selfequipped]

Oh, you misunderstand me.

He'll be eating it.

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[hunter_returns]

Hi. So.. I've gotta ask, what made you want to do this got everyone?

[inmyothertights]

I-

Oh.

Ohhhhh.

Yeah, I'm okay with that.

: audio

[inmyothertights]

....last month being terrible isn't enough?

Voice

[liverletdie]

[ OH YES BEST FRIENDS
WHICH IS WHY THEY HATE EACH OTHER ]

Well it shouldn't.

I mean, unless you invite Ultron. Then I have no responsibility for what he does to it.

Voice

[inmyothertights]

[BESTIES.]

Give me one reason why I would invite Ultron.

One.

One.

[munies]

Ah, I see.

Well hey, I think you're right about this place needing a break from all the doom and gloom. I'm not much of a party person either but I could go for one now.

Voice

[liverletdie]

Well...

[ Because family??? ]

He could always crash it.

[inmyothertights]

[Ugh, grandparents.]

I would definitely kick him out. Short his circuits. Teleport him to Mars. Actually the last one seems okay.

[inmyothertights]

Well you're invited too, so.

[munies]

[ she gives him a big "phew!", wipes her forehead ]

Thank god, I was worried I'd have to crash it. I've never crashed a party before.

[liverletdie]

I wouldn't complain if you did that even if he didn't show up, honestly.