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[outlawrain]

This is Moses here. Don't normally use text, but I'm in the middle of somethin' and I wanted to get it out of my head before I forgot.

I'm looking to add a new skill. Is anyone good at teaching people flexibility? I'm willing to pay good money for the lessons and my schedule is pretty open.

I'm just looking to avoid getting stale.

Let me know if you know someone or are someone. Thanks.

...Oh! Went camping. Help me convince Lancer to get a new hobby besides fishing.

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[you_tried]

Flexibility for what?

And fishing is a crotchety old guy hobby.

text; "archer"

[nockpoint]

At this point, it's rather ingrained into him. It's not likely you're going to change things.

[ YES he's talking about lancer NO he's not introducing himself. ]

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[outlawrain]

Oh, you know him? Yeah, seems like where ever I go, that damn servant of mind ends up fishing.

[Talking so much shit on Lancer. So much.]

[outlawrain]

I feel way too slow and too big of a target. Don't feel like I'm growing as much as I want to, so I want to be able to dodge better.

See, you tell him that, he doesn't care.

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[nockpoint]

It's fishing or picking fights. Your choice.

[honeyxlemon]

You could always try yoga.

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[outlawrain]

Picking fights. With me. Any day of the week.

[outlawrain]

What's that like? I don't like doing anything 'relaxing', I really want to move a lot. I've heard of it, and I'm not sure.

[honeyxlemon]

It can be relaxing but also strenuous, especially for beginners, or for when you're trying new positions. It's basically a lot of stretching through different poses. I guess you're not exactly moving too much since you're always within one spot, but it definitely does help flexibility!

[outlawrain]

I'm normally real picky when it comes to that sort of thing, but I guess if I want to learn something new, I have to try something new, right? Do you do it?

[honeyxlemon]

Right! It never hurts to try!

I used to do it at home if I could ever find the time.

[you_tried]

Okay, so not something like yoga, then. I might be able to help with that.

And you can get him one of these old guy hats.

[outlawrain]

Someone brought up yoga. I'm going to try it anyways, but I definitely need more ideas.

...Ha! I'll make sure he gets it.

[outlawrain]

So you don't do any of it here?

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[tuxedo_magician]

Depends.

How do you feel about dodging mops?

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[outlawrain]

...I'd rather not. Really rather not.

[text]

[tuxedo_magician]

I find that it works wonders in not only making you flexible, but increases your reaction times too.

Totally speaking from personal experience here, btw.

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[outlawrain]

I figured. ...I think I should work up to that, it sounds a little bit... much for a first time.

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[tuxedo_magician]

Let me know if you do. I can introduce you to Aoko then.

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[outlawrain]

I'll let you know if I improve at all! I look forward to more lessons!

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[tuxedo_magician]

Great! And I'm sure Aoko will look forward to someone other then me to chase around.

[honeyxlemon]

No, not right now. Maybe I should start again soon!

[you_tried]

Well, I used to play football before I became a superhero. That's more active agility than yoga.

And good. Make sure he WEARS it.

[outlawrain]

I think I should do something that builds up some before jumping in the deep end.

I'll make sure he wears it for the whole network to see!

[text]

[outlawrain]

Ha! Love being chased by ladies! ...At least some of the time.