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[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

Anyone else 'round here get a job they can't do cause they don't know how the thing they needs to work works?





[Spot you have been here four months.]

Comments

[heavyhitter]

no but u got something on ur
something
look whatre u trying to do

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I got a job but I don't know how I work the thing I need to work.

[heavyhitter]

uh huh so whats the thing
also how long have u had this job? how are u not fired yet

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

....blogging.

I got personality.

[He's terrorized them into not firing him.]

[heavyhitter]

is that what they call it these days

ok so whatre u blogging about

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

How I can't figure out this thing.

[heavyhitter]

ur blogging about how u dont know how to blog
man u are gonna be SO popular with the 80+ crowd

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I don't know why you even talk sometimes.

[heavyhitter]

im not talking im writing
haha
anyway ur probably fucked

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

Nah, you don't get to running Brooklyn without learning some tricks on the way.

[heavyhitter]

running brooklyn? u? lol

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

That ain't even English.

[heavyhitter]

times are a changin better keep up
lol is me laughing at u

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

You can't even use English, you ain't got room to laugh.

[heavyhitter]

what so u want me mocking u in italian instead? i coudnt blame u its a way prettier language than english

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

[He rolls his eyes, although she can't see it, and slips into Italian. It's not bad, but it is a little accented.]

How about you keep it to yourself?

[heavyhitter]

[ and she follows suit, switching to italian (even if her writing is still lazy and punctiation-less) ]

heyyy nice! whered u pick that up?

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

I told you, I run Brooklyn. You can't do that without speaking Italian. Or understanding Yiddish.

[His Italian is more grammatically correct than his English.]

[heavyhitter]

a few points in ur favor
even if ur accents kinda shit

[onthegroundsofbrooklyn]

[He says something in Yiddish - some of the little he can say - and it's clearly not flattering, but he's not actually angry.]

[heavyhitter]

[ ok so there's a language she doesn't know. she pauses, fiddling with her comm to pull up the translator. what it spits out isn't super surprising. ]

awwwww i never knew u felt like that about me