flight 007 ☄ [video; backdated to July 23 a.k.a. before people go time traveling to the past]

[yatagarasu]

[This is Kay Faraday.

This is Kay Faraday moving the focus of the video away from her and toward the couch, where Miles Edgeworth is fast asleep and drooling on his pillow. She giggles quietly at the sight before approaching him slowly, the view zooming in toward him. Then she whispers:]

Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, it’s waaaay past lunchtime!

[She gets no response out of that. But right now no one can see her facial expression because her device is still pointed toward Edgeworth.]

Mr. Edgeworth, the fridge is empty!

[And this is Edgeworth, rolling over on his side, mumbling something about “groceries” and “later”. His eyes are still closed, and he dozes off immediately.

There is a pause as Kay considers her next move. Then, without warning, because she’s still off-screen, she proclaims in a louder, more mischievous voice:]

Mr. Edgeworth, smile for the camera!

[Edgeworth blinks, staring blearily at Kay and the camera. Kay… camera…? Cam...er…]

Augh! KAY!

[And he bolts up immediately, lunging for the device. Kay hurriedly steps backward with a yelp, and the video ends there.]

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[takethestairs]

[OOF. And Edgeworth lands on the floor, getting a nice mouthful of carpet for his efforts. He scrambles backward immediately, rubbing at his lips]

Kay! [Standing upright now] What on earth are you doing?!

[HEY, at least he's awake now. Good work, Kay!]

[yatagarasu]

Spicing up your life.

[And she says this so innocently, hands clutching her communicator behind her back.]

Besides, I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss lunch.

[takethestairs]

What I want is to know what you're up to!

[Aaaand he's going to rush behind Kay and make another grab at that communicator]

[yatagarasu]

[Kay steps away from him, turning so he can't get her communicator.]

Whoa, Mr. Edgeworth, calm down! It was just a prank!

[takethestairs]

[And he backs off, crossing his arms, but he keeps his eye on her]

Just a prank.

[He sounds calmer, now, but there's a sharp glint in his eye as he stares at her]

[yatagarasu]

[That calmness seems dangerous, but Kay stands her ground.]

Uh-huh! You gotta loosen up, pranks are a part of everyday life! [...Kay...what kind of life do you live?]

[takethestairs]

A part of who's everyday life?

[He furrows his brow, and he sounds more confused than angry now. Just what has he gotten himself into?!]

[yatagarasu]

Yours, mine...everyone's life!

[She finally breaks into a cheery smile, then adds quickly:]

Do you want lunch or not?

1/??

[takethestairs]

[He stares her in the eye, frowning]

What I want is-

2/3

[takethestairs]

[GRRGLGRRGLGRRRNCH. Oh hey, guess who's stomach is growling. You get three tries and the first two don't count]

doooone

[takethestairs]

....we can discuss the matter over lunch.

[yatagarasu]

Great! [Kay folds her arms across her chest, still clutching the communicator.]

You'll like what I made for lunch today. Pasta and garlic bread!

[takethestairs]

[His eyes light up for a moment, and he walks up next to her]

What kind of pasta?

[Aaand while she's (hopefully) distracted by the question, he's just going to. Make another grab for that communicator]

[yatagarasu]

[And Kay is distracted enough that she is caught off-guard by Edgeworth grabbing her communicator. She gasps and tightens her grip on it.]

H-hey! I won't tell you if you don't let go!

[takethestairs]

I can figure it out-hng!-after I find out what you did!

[And he yanks back, desperate to get a look at that communicator!]

[yatagarasu]

[Kay remembers that she's playing tug-of-war with a guy who has been given enhanced strength.

...that doesn't stop her from tugging in retaliation.]

Why does it have to be my communicator?! It's on the network if you wanna know!

1/2

[takethestairs]

It's- what?!

[Edgeworth let's go i m m e d i a t e l y, and sprints to his room so he can grab his communicator]

2/2

[takethestairs]

[And a few moments later...]

KAY!

[yatagarasu]

[And Kay shouts her answer:]

You were drooling!

[takethestairs]

[And he pokes his head out the door]

I most certainly was not!

[yatagarasu]

Didn't you see the post? You can't argue with the evidence!

[takethestairs]

RRRGH!

[And Edgeworth slams the door shut, like the mature adult he is]

[yatagarasu]

I thought you wanted lunch!

[She's still standing outside.]

[takethestairs]

Lunch can wait!

[And he's still sulking]

[yatagarasu]

...

Mr. Edgeworth, I promise, no more surprise broadcasts!