maskormenace | flight 007 ☄ [video; backdated to July 23 a.k.a. before people go time traveling to the past]

[This is Kay Faraday.

This is Kay Faraday moving the focus of the video away from her and toward the couch, where Miles Edgeworth is fast asleep and drooling on his pillow. She giggles quietly at the sight before approaching him slowly, the view zooming in toward him. Then she whispers:]

Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, it’s waaaay past lunchtime!

[She gets no response out of that. But right now no one can see her facial expression because her device is still pointed toward Edgeworth.]

Mr. Edgeworth, the fridge is empty!

[And this is Edgeworth, rolling over on his side, mumbling something about “groceries” and “later”. His eyes are still closed, and he dozes off immediately.

There is a pause as Kay considers her next move. Then, without warning, because she’s still off-screen, she proclaims in a louder, more mischievous voice:]

Mr. Edgeworth, smile for the camera!

[Edgeworth blinks, staring blearily at Kay and the camera. Kay… camera…? Cam...er…]

Augh! KAY!

[And he bolts up immediately, lunging for the device. Kay hurriedly steps backward with a yelp, and the video ends there.]

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Oh, I help him investigate cases and find the truth.

...And make sure he gets his daily dose of fun. [Whether he likes it or not.]

You're providing an integral service to the community. Heaven only knows that Miles Edgeworth needs that stick removed from his ass every so often.

Thanks! [She looks so insufferably proud of it, too.] Sometimes I gotta get the message across more than once.

Heaven only knows he needs to get that message as much as possible. The man's too tense!

I know! [Kay shakes her head, her proud smile fading into a disapproving look.] Maybe it's just this whole timey-wimey thing messing with him since he's supposed to be older by my time...

I'd hate to see him older. He's probably wrinkled as a raisin because of stress.

Have you ever seen him in his thirties and wearing a long flowing coat and glasses? 'Cause last time he was here, he looked like that, and he was from the future.

You know, I don't know if I ever saw him the last time he was here. I might not have been paying attention.

He was all over the network.

...I wonder if I can still change his future somehow so he doesn't end up so stuffy. Or needing glasses.

We've got people here who can heal, right? Maybe one of them can fix his eyesight.

His eyesight seems fine now, though. Maybe it's a thing that'll also happen in my future.

Your guess is as good as mine. I don't really know that much about this sort of time travel future nonsense.

Me neither. Not till I got here and I was surrounded by people from my future and past.

...Although now it's just future from my past.

One of the perks of being the only person from my home for the longest time: I don't have to deal with that.

But you've heard about that happening to a lot of people here, right?

Oh, definitely. In fact, I know it happened to a few people who I knew here: specifically, one of my friends meet the son he never knew he had.

...that is so trippy.

Isn't it though?

If you really want to learn about trippy, go bother the Joestars. I only know this second-hand from Dio, but most of them are related to each other in some form or another.

Whoa, what're the odds of that? That name sounds familiar, though...I think I've heard it around before.

There's like five of them here, if that helps.

Does one of them want to be called "Jojo"? Or maybe it was Joseph...

There's like four of them, I can't keep them all straight.

Do they at least have different hair colors?

Maybe? [ SHRUGS ] One of them was blonde, at least.

That could help you keep track.

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