[He makes a little affirmatory gesture towards his glass. Thanks, Kasumi, but you're gonna need a whole lot more than a bottle of wine to get him drunk, because his healing factor upped his alcohol metabolism like whoa. He's disappointed about it too, to be honest.]

Motion seconded. To be honest, Jack's just straight up prettier than Miranda is, which is kind of hilarious because of her whole perfect genetics schtick. If I didn't have a policy against sticking my dick in crazy and Jack wouldn't kill me besides, I might've taken a shot at her.

[But let's be real, she would've smeared him across a wall for even suggesting it.]