I mean--you could argue Wrex has got it based on his ranking alone, right? And with Garrus... Yeah, I guess I can kind of see that.

[ Cue a giant swig of wine. Clearly they were going to need more of it if they're going to feasibly rank a collection of the galaxy's hottest hotties. ]

Everyone. We've gotta be fair here, my friend. All I ask is that we leave Grunt out, seeing as he's like, three years old.