Like, don't get me wrong, Alenko's a good looking guy, but I think that Garrus is more attractive by turian standards than Kaidan is by human standards.
Also-- and I swear I'll make your life hell if you tell him I said this-- I could listen to him read a fricking phone book. It's not fair.
[Garrus is a weird, gunsexual birdman dork, he shouldn't be allowed to sound like auditory sex. There should be a law against it or something.]
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Like, don't get me wrong, Alenko's a good looking guy, but I think that Garrus is more attractive by turian standards than Kaidan is by human standards.
Also-- and I swear I'll make your life hell if you tell him I said this-- I could listen to him read a fricking phone book. It's not fair.
[Garrus is a weird, gunsexual birdman dork, he shouldn't be allowed to sound like auditory sex. There should be a law against it or something.]