insatiableinappetite: (Ain't no sound but the sound of feet)
Yoshikage Kira ([personal profile] insatiableinappetite) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-10-06 02:36 pm

☠♔001 [Voice]

[You kids and your modern tech. Despite all the explanation he's received, he's not as comfortable with handling his comm as a video machine yet. He's sticking with the cellphone method of contacting the method for now.

From the sounds of traffic and general ambiance he's outside in a general city setting. His voice is soft and gentle, nearly reaching monotone levels. Unlike some people, he can handle a change of location.]


Good afternoon. I received all the basic information upon my arrival so it's safe to assume most of us are on the same page.

However, some of you can inform me on some lingering questions I have.

First, what's a good gym in the DeChima area? I like to keep my health. Second, are any of you skilled in tailoring? After my first paycheck I'd be more than willing in soliciting your services.

But one good turn deserves another, doesn't it? So while I am afraid I lack great physical strength or high intelligence, I am willing to offer my years of diligence and sales experience to assist any of you in any way I can. Thank you.
deadtective: (thirty.)

permatext

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-06 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I think there's a couple of imPorts who do tailoring, but if you want something that actually looks good I'd stay away from the alien chick.

[never not taking a moment to make Kanaya's life a little more difficult, even when involving completely new and innocent arrivals. good going, Hazel.]
deadtective: (twenty.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-06 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Iiii think one's Harry Hart? He's some British guy who posts here a lot; you'll know it's him.

I mean exactly what I said. You know, the 'straight out of a shitty sci-fi movie' kind of alien.
deadtective: (nineteen.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm from a world filled to the brim with supernatural bullshit, so I kind of already had my mandatory freakout back home. Here it's just fucking annoying.
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's hyperbole, man. Although I guess you got lucky that it looks like this is a pretty quiet week to show up.
unbreaker: (045)

NOT HERE

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[HAZEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!]
deadtective: (thirty-five.)

SHUT UP JOSUKE I SEE ONLY GOOD LIFE CHOICES HERE

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[vigorously attempting to complete her creep and serial killer collection, obviously. don't be hating.]
deadtective: (thirty-one.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? You must be my counterpart; I've had fucking godawful luck raining down on me for a while. Maybe we should swap for a day.
unbreaker: (Default)

SINCE WHEN DOES HAZEL MAKE GOOD LIFE CHOICES

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[you have a hoarding problem you need help!]
Edited 2015-10-07 01:33 (UTC)
deadtective: (forty-four.)

EXCUSE YOU HAZEL IS A WALKING GOOD LIFE CHOICE

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[it's fine, she just wants enough to throw a house party. a killer house party.]
unbreaker: (283)

Voice

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno if we really need another salesman around these parts, y'know? Got enough people already sellin' a lot of bull...

[Isn't he just so helpful?]
unbreaker: (281)

Not here...again

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[LIAR! OH MY GOD YOU LIAR!]
deadtective: (four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh man, you're just asking for it now. How can I resist taking down an impossible goal like that?
deadtective: (forty-four.)

[personal profile] deadtective 2015-10-07 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Especially when your middle name is "that shouldn't be happening" like mine. Guess you'll have to stay on your toes now, because I'm totally fucking going for it.
unbreaker: (173)

Voice

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? What've they got you doing? Takin' out trash?

[Because that's his job! And you're the trash, Kira!]
unbreaker: (093)

I THINK YOU MEAN DISASTER

[personal profile] unbreaker 2015-10-07 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[CAN YOU NOT WITH DOING STUFF THAT RESULTS IN YOU GETTING BLOWN UP?!]

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