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[insatiableinappetite]

[You kids and your modern tech. Despite all the explanation he's received, he's not as comfortable with handling his comm as a video machine yet. He's sticking with the cellphone method of contacting the method for now.

From the sounds of traffic and general ambiance he's outside in a general city setting. His voice is soft and gentle, nearly reaching monotone levels. Unlike some people, he can handle a change of location.]

Good afternoon. I received all the basic information upon my arrival so it's safe to assume most of us are on the same page.

However, some of you can inform me on some lingering questions I have.

First, what's a good gym in the DeChima area? I like to keep my health. Second, are any of you skilled in tailoring? After my first paycheck I'd be more than willing in soliciting your services.

But one good turn deserves another, doesn't it? So while I am afraid I lack great physical strength or high intelligence, I am willing to offer my years of diligence and sales experience to assist any of you in any way I can. Thank you.

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[deadtective]

I think there's a couple of imPorts who do tailoring, but if you want something that actually looks good I'd stay away from the alien chick.

[never not taking a moment to make Kanaya's life a little more difficult, even when involving completely new and innocent arrivals. good going, Hazel.]

[insatiableinappetite]

[He switches to text since he feels it'd be easier than communicating between two different mediums. Just like a pager.]

I'd like names please.

Alien? What do you mean alien?

[deadtective]

Iiii think one's Harry Hart? He's some British guy who posts here a lot; you'll know it's him.

I mean exactly what I said. You know, the 'straight out of a shitty sci-fi movie' kind of alien.

[insatiableinappetite]

Harry Hart. Got it.

You're not surprised? Is no one surprised by the existence of aliens? That's a lot to take in.

[Because seriously he just discovered people other than him had weird ghost things and now aliens exist what the fuck.]

[deadtective]

I'm from a world filled to the brim with supernatural bullshit, so I kind of already had my mandatory freakout back home. Here it's just fucking annoying.

[insatiableinappetite]

I'm not freaking out.

Finding out about such things are just naturally a shock.

NOT HERE

[unbreaker]

[HAZEL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!]

SHUT UP JOSUKE I SEE ONLY GOOD LIFE CHOICES HERE

[deadtective]

[vigorously attempting to complete her creep and serial killer collection, obviously. don't be hating.]

SINCE WHEN DOES HAZEL MAKE GOOD LIFE CHOICES

[unbreaker]

[you have a hoarding problem you need help!]

EXCUSE YOU HAZEL IS A WALKING GOOD LIFE CHOICE

[deadtective]

[it's fine, she just wants enough to throw a house party. a killer house party.]

I THINK YOU MEAN DISASTER

[unbreaker]

[CAN YOU NOT WITH DOING STUFF THAT RESULTS IN YOU GETTING BLOWN UP?!]

Voice

[unbreaker]

I dunno if we really need another salesman around these parts, y'know? Got enough people already sellin' a lot of bull...

[Isn't he just so helpful?]

1/?? Voice

[insatiableinappetite]

[...]

2/?? Voice

[insatiableinappetite]

[Why did this happen. Why is this happening to him, this is the worst day of his life.

He was just FREE OF YOU...

And somehow he runs right back to you, with the exact same face.]

3/done Voice

[insatiableinappetite]

[Alright you can keep his composure maybe he can slip out of this one now.]

Luckily the government here has supplied me a new job. It's a nice change of pace.

Voice

[unbreaker]

Oh yeah? What've they got you doing? Takin' out trash?

[Because that's his job! And you're the trash, Kira!]

Voice

[insatiableinappetite]

Actually they have me doing beekeeping.

[You know.

Kind of like your friend.

The one he killed.]

It's very rewarding.

Voice

[unbreaker]

[...is that a joke?

Or Karma?

Maybe he shouldn't have made fun of Tetsuo so much when he got stung by all those bees...]

Beekeeping...

[Fuck. This fucking asshole. Son-of-a-bitch. Thinks he's so...

Hope they reward you right in the face! Yeah, he should say that! He's gonna say that!

...he's not saying anything.

There's just some weird grinding noise from his end now.

Kinda like teeth gnashing together.]

Voice

[insatiableinappetite]

[He cracks a smile again, straightening a tie knowing full well Josuke can't see it.]

You know people think bees attack without reason. But that's not true.

Bees live a peaceful life. They're only concerned with their hive and their honey....it's only when someone threatens the hive they sting. And they'll sacrifice any part of themselves to get rid of what threatens their hive. But other than that? Peaceful.

...are you alright?

video | id reads "karen starr"

[boobwindow]

Er... [ Who is talking smack about Kanaya. She frowns. ] Kanaya Maryam is a great tailor. You can always contact her and ask for samples of her work if you're not sure.

[insatiableinappetite]

I think I might, I like to shop around before I settle on anything.

[boobwindow]

Best way to do it, right? If you can't find an imPort whose work you like, there's so many local businesses to choose from.

[insatiableinappetite]

That's the spirit. I'm quite selective when it comes to taste. Only the best will do.

[boobwindow]

Kanaya's done some work for me and I've never had a complaint.

[insatiableinappetite]

When I see her, I'll tell her you gave the stellar recommendation, Miss Starr.