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⚙ dave strider ([personal profile] timeframes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace 2015-11-29 03:06 am (UTC)

well yeah a guys gotta keep his tonk hawk memorabilia organized or that shit is hard to appreciate
cant be scoping the dudes ultimate skateboarding skill set if all my junk aint tidy
a pristine fuckin museum of early 90s relics chronicling the time where we all collectively thought scooting our flared jeans asses around on a plank of wood for children was suddenly THE sickest shit in the goddamn world
he may not exist in this universe but hes still a goonish butterface that exists on that line between too boring to exist and inexplicably a household name and that shit is fascinating
or maybe im just too harsh on a dude just trying to make a living hawking terrible glitchy video games and playing with a toy for twelve year olds
tony hawk rant over for now but expect this to be visited again soon
but all in all id say a few smashed handmade kitsch collectors items and some hidden cat piss probably does improve on it

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