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[nitidus]

[In the background, the siren call of cats meowing heartily as Rose feeds them. ]

Three things, all of vague importance. I am stuck between two costumes and want them both as a surprise. So: pink or blue?

[Meow, meow - and a huff from Rose.] Secondly if I hear of a single black cat being harrassed I will be paying personal visits to any and all perpetrators to teach the value of feline care. And the third - thank you to whoever decorated my yard. This has been the best gift I have received all year. How does one get a skeleton to skateboard? With great skill, obviously.

[She is so blessed.] Anyway, happy Halloween and all that.

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[timeframes]

[He's too lazy to leave his room so instead of just walking 10 feet to talk to her face to face, he's gonna text her. this is the height of teen ennui.]

in order
im too afraid to answer that first question

what if the black cat harrasses you and you have to defend yourself on an innocent trip to heat up some breakfast hot pockets

you're welcome

[DONT TAKE CREDIT FOR WORK YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING FOR, DAVE.]

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[nitidus]

( 01 ) Dave it's a simple question.

( 02 ) If you touch even a hair on any of my cats heads, you will find yourself at my mercy. :)

( 03 ) Did you really? Truly? I am so, so touched. Not touched enough to forgive you if you irritate my cats, though.

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[timeframes]

you say that but i know the consequences of supposedly simple questions
one second its 'pink or blue dave' and the next its 'so blue means you love dick and pink means you have unresolved dependency issues'
im not touching it and want to go on the record as having zero opinion or input on your halloween costume

SELF DEFENSE rose i dont fuck with cats who dont fuck with me

and yeah i arranged it anyway
through obviously reliable skeleton delivery and decoration sources
so part of the credit goes to anonymous sources on the network
and im the ideas guy
full of ideas

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[lookingfordaddies]

Pink, because blue's way inferior, and it's... Lightish red. [uGH.] A-a-and I'm not trying to be sexist or anything, so don't think that.

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[nitidus]

Ah yes; you needn't fear. Pink is a wise choice.

[lookingfordaddies]

Y-yeah. It's not a big deal. I mean, it's their choice.

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[dicktate]

Are you pretty? Which one shows the most skin?

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[nitidus]

Oh, I suppose it depends! How attractive do you find tentacles? Or the infinite darkness of the Elder Gods?

[dicktate]

A man who doesn't dream about tentacles at least once isn't a man at all, and even if he tells you he doesn't, he is lying.

[voice]; ID reads Kaitou KID

[tuxedo_magician]

Hmmmm. Without knowing all the details, I'm going to go with... [he's quiet for a moment]... pink.

And who would dare hurt an innocent cat. That's inhumane.

[voice];

[nitidus]

Oh, idiots mostly. Black cats are traditionally seen as unlucky. Utter nonsense, really.

And thank you, for your vote.

[voice];

[tuxedo_magician]

That's so disgusting. Really. A black cat never did anything to anyone to be considered unlucky.

You're welcome.

VOICE; & just tell me if u dont like papyrus text!! c:

[htespagheti]

IF YOU WANT A SKELETON TO SKATEBOARD... YOU COULD ALSO ALWAYS JUST SAY PLEASE!!!

VOICE; im imagining a lot of yelling omfg

[nitidus]

Are you a skeleton who skateboards, though?

voice.

[glowsferatu]

"Pink or blue" is far too vague a description to be effectively used in a selection! If you really want help, you should show us photographs.

...Or. Just me. [ Ahem. ]

I mean. If the plan is to stalk the night as hero to felines everywhere, you have to be sure you're adequately dressed for the occasion. I may be able to help identify features in either outfit that would be suited to the activity.

voice ; private.

[nitidus]

Well - fine. Give me a moment.

[A QUICK SWITCH TO PRIVATE. ]

Someone suggested Catwoman the other day, but I already had a Stepford Wife costume put together and a Spider-Man costume.

voice ; private.

[glowsferatu]

I take it the Stepford Wife is the pink one? Spider-Man's just as red as it's blue.

But, uh. Wouldn't it be a little weird to dress as someone you personally know, who could encounter you wearing the costume? Imagine if I wore a Seer of Light costume.

[ Or Green Goblin, but she's not saying that. She's met Hobgoblin cosplayers, it was awful. ]

voice.

[tardily]

I think you should go with whichever color you like the most. I do like blue just a bit more out of those two colors.

[ A beat. ]

You don't really think anyone's going to try and hurt a black cat just because it's Halloween, do you?

voice.

[nitidus]

Well, I'm not optimistic that someone won't.

voice.

[tardily]

Because people just want to think that black cats will bring them bad luck. You'd think the fact that they're part of every Halloween sort of decoration would make it so they'd realize that's not true.

But— I'll give you the fact that people just might. I'm optimistic that they won't but— I've been wrong before. Unfortunately.

[resipiscent]

I've got a black cat, actually. She's a good girl. And... staying in my room tonight.

[nitidus]

A wise choice. Make sure you pet her sufficiently.

[resipiscent]

Of course. Even if I tried to ignore her, she wouldn't have it.

Voice

[missleadingquestions]

Pink.

[It's a clear choice, ok.]

Also, what do you mean? Black cats get messed with on halloween?

[She doesn't come from a place that celebrates Halloween too much.]

Voice

[nitidus]

So many pink votes, this won't be close at all.

- Yes. They're viewed as unlucky. In old folks takes, witches usually keep them too.