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☽ marceline abadeer, the vampire queen ([personal profile] bassriff) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2015-12-12 11:22 pm

track 5 | video, fwd-dated to 12/15; ID: Marceline Abadeer

[The camera starts off pointed at a wall, with Marceline muttering obscenities, things that probably aren't real words, and something about Bonnibel and glitter in the background. And she's using her full name on the network for a change! She can't be bothered to mess around with her comm to get around the default again, and using the Vampire Queen title feels... wrong. For now, anyway.

Finally, she switches to the front camera and comes into focus, holding the thing up like she's taking a selfie. That huge mess of black hair is gone, chopped to a bob cut ending around her shoulders. She's sitting in her living room on the same old and worn green couch Bubblegum's last post showed off, with some stacked cardboard boxes piled up around. Still in the process of moving back in.

The first thing that most people might notice is that she's covered in goddamned terrible glitter and tinsel and doesn't look very enthusiastic about it. Even while wearing a hideous Krampus sweater. Her small little muppety shih tzu/poodle mix dog is chilling next to her on the couch, also covered in glitter. (Ozzy, for his part, doesn't seem so bothered about it.) The couch is covered in glitter. Her ax-bass propped up next to it? GLITTER and TINSEL. It's in her hair. It's clinging to her face and hands, it's all over the sweater. There's a burst of tinsel hanging off of the couch and another slung over her shoulder. Everywhere, everywhere, just sparkly useless cut-up decorative crap. WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS.

Marceline takes a deep breath, just to try to recollect her cool, deciding to just. Move on with what she wanted to say.
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So, uh, yeah. I'm back? Dag, it's been a while on my side. Three years in Ooo, then I get here and it's not even a month! That's some jacked-up bizness, guys. [How do people deal with this?? Squaring the time fuckery and the two sets of memories hasn't been the easiest.]

Did anything happen besides that power jumble? I'm cool with missing that action, I think I prolly had enough excitement this week.

[She rubs at her neck, before scritching behind Ozzy's ears. Glancing around the room, she's definitely annoyed again. Whatever other thought she might have had takes a back seat.]

Ugh, where'd Bonnie pack the vacuum? [Aaaand she looks up, expression going to full-on disbelief.] Whaaaaaa... [Turning the camera upwards, and. Well. Her vacuum cleaner is stuck to her ceiling.]

BUBBLEGUM--

[That sound as the video turns off? Yeah, that's Marceline screaming into a throw pillow.]
thegriffinofdeath: (What once was.)

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[personal profile] thegriffinofdeath 2015-12-13 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[After her conversation with Bubblegum, Anastasya was hoping 'Marceline the Vampire Queen' would make a reappearance. Which was why when she saw the name, she turned on her phone and even used the rare video setting...before actually starting to watch the video. Wow.]

[So instead of some clever greeting, the video is just her with a hand covering her mouth, trying not to laugh and mostly failing.]

[She finally manages to control herself after a few moments, though her smile is still clearly amused as she lowers her hand.]


Ah...we haven't spoke before but...welcome back?
glitterateur: And yes, they are bleached blonde and spiky. (Let me get my balls out.)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-13 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mabel doesn't even take a moment to admire her partial handywork before yelling directly into the camera.]

MARCELINE you came back!
glitterateur: (I fucked a tree to summon aliens.)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-13 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! And you missed soooo much, oh my gosh, were you really at home for three years?! That's crazy!

[Is that penny dropping, Marcy.]
glitterateur: (this shit reminds me of prom.)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
......did I mention how much we missed you?! A ton!! Six tons. Six million tons of missing Marceline!
glitterateur: (There's a deep web of lasagna.)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-13 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She starts making static noises and shaking the camera.]

What'd you say? Kkkshhh you're breaking-- shhkkakaKABOWsshh alien tunnel!!
nostalgiabomb: (103)

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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-12-13 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sorry bruh, Peter sounds way too amused ]

Whaaaaat is with all the glitter, dude?
glitterateur: chesswar (A life without looking at horses?!)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-13 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is unfair that trick always works for Stan.]

...I'll bring the roomba. But Bubblegum's the one who started it!
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-12-14 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts. ]

Damn, that's a good prank. You'll have glitter on you for years.
thegriffinofdeath: (I see you.)

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[personal profile] thegriffinofdeath 2015-12-14 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
[She can fly. Well. Jealousy.]

Whoever did that probably just wanted you to feel missed when you returned.
glitterateur: That's what I call my mouth. (I'm takin' them to the bud shack.)

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[personal profile] glitterateur 2015-12-14 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Like a prank war? [Mabel no.] But you know she was actually really worried about you. She worked really hard to take care of your stuff and keep Ozzy company. So whatever you do don't make it too big, okay?
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[personal profile] missleadingquestions 2015-12-14 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
...I get that you're having a fit over there, but can I just say that your sweater is awesome?

[Like, for real. Hardcore, friend.]
helpline: (a little bit smarmy)

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[personal profile] helpline 2015-12-14 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
You've got glitter in your hair.

[ thanks captain obvious. ]
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[personal profile] nostalgiabomb 2015-12-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, we're buddies, sure, but I'm also on the side of whoever pulls a good prank.

This just means you've gotta top it, obviously.

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