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maskormenace2015-12-22 12:27 am
akito) wrote in maskormenace2015-12-22 12:27 am
text ♔ I.D. reads 'Agito'
It's almost X-Mas and you know what that means.
Shitty music.
Shitty sweaters.
And a mad dash to get the best presents for whoever the fuck you buy gifts for.
🎁🎁🎁
If you have a giant fucking nerd and don't know what to get them I am here to save your ass from the guilt of no-gifting or shit-gifting.
I just so happen to be a master of digital combat. These skills come with the great reward of amazing fucking loot. Loot that I don't need because I'm already amazing.
Armour, weapons, magic spells, enchantments, rare crafting items, vanity items, cute pet minions. My crafting skills are also maxed out in [ top 3 games with crafting systems are listed here ] so if you want to go the super-customized route I can craft or mod the shit out of whatever.
So I don't need any of this shit but I do need money because American economy is a bitch.
Base cost is in-game price divided by a multiplier of ten that's the most reasonable for that particular game's economy vs IRL, plus 10% extra if it's custom shit since my time's not free.
TL;DR if there's a game item you want/need to buy for yourself or whoever else I probably have it if it's for the games listed below. Give me a request and if I don't have it I can get it by Christmas.
[ list of about eight major online games because this is what Agito has been doing with his free time for the past six months to satisfy his intuitive aptitude.he may have set himself up an epic multi-system gaming rig. what a loser. ]
[ ... added shortly after, because Akito made him-- ]
And I've never posted on here before so yo, I'm Agito. I hate people. I don't want to be friends. I'm Akito's twin brother/his shittier half. Blah blah blah and whatever else social people say in these things.
[ private to mini crow-head :U ]
It was a building collapsing on us if you were still curious about what fucked up our head
Someone even caught it on video if you wanna see.
Also Akito wants to know wtf you're doing for xmas since he wants to hang out or something
Shitty music.
Shitty sweaters.
And a mad dash to get the best presents for whoever the fuck you buy gifts for.
🎁🎁🎁
If you have a giant fucking nerd and don't know what to get them I am here to save your ass from the guilt of no-gifting or shit-gifting.
I just so happen to be a master of digital combat. These skills come with the great reward of amazing fucking loot. Loot that I don't need because I'm already amazing.
Armour, weapons, magic spells, enchantments, rare crafting items, vanity items, cute pet minions. My crafting skills are also maxed out in [ top 3 games with crafting systems are listed here ] so if you want to go the super-customized route I can craft or mod the shit out of whatever.
So I don't need any of this shit but I do need money because American economy is a bitch.
Base cost is in-game price divided by a multiplier of ten that's the most reasonable for that particular game's economy vs IRL, plus 10% extra if it's custom shit since my time's not free.
TL;DR if there's a game item you want/need to buy for yourself or whoever else I probably have it if it's for the games listed below. Give me a request and if I don't have it I can get it by Christmas.
[ list of about eight major online games because this is what Agito has been doing with his free time for the past six months to satisfy his intuitive aptitude.
[ ... added shortly after, because Akito made him-- ]
And I've never posted on here before so yo, I'm Agito. I hate people. I don't want to be friends. I'm Akito's twin brother/his shittier half. Blah blah blah and whatever else social people say in these things.
[ private to mini crow-head :U ]
It was a building collapsing on us if you were still curious about what fucked up our head
Someone even caught it on video if you wanna see.
Also Akito wants to know wtf you're doing for xmas since he wants to hang out or something
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