text ♔ I.D. reads 'Agito'

[akito]

It's almost X-Mas and you know what that means.
Shitty music.
Shitty sweaters.
And a mad dash to get the best presents for whoever the fuck you buy gifts for.

🎁🎁🎁

If you have a giant fucking nerd and don't know what to get them I am here to save your ass from the guilt of no-gifting or shit-gifting.

I just so happen to be a master of digital combat. These skills come with the great reward of amazing fucking loot. Loot that I don't need because I'm already amazing.

Armour, weapons, magic spells, enchantments, rare crafting items, vanity items, cute pet minions. My crafting skills are also maxed out in [ top 3 games with crafting systems are listed here ] so if you want to go the super-customized route I can craft or mod the shit out of whatever.

So I don't need any of this shit but I do need money because American economy is a bitch.

Base cost is in-game price divided by a multiplier of ten that's the most reasonable for that particular game's economy vs IRL, plus 10% extra if it's custom shit since my time's not free.

TL;DR if there's a game item you want/need to buy for yourself or whoever else I probably have it if it's for the games listed below. Give me a request and if I don't have it I can get it by Christmas.

[ list of about eight major online games because this is what Agito has been doing with his free time for the past six months to satisfy his intuitive aptitude. he may have set himself up an epic multi-system gaming rig. what a loser. ]

[ ... added shortly after, because Akito made him-- ]

And I've never posted on here before so yo, I'm Agito. I hate people. I don't want to be friends. I'm Akito's twin brother/his shittier half. Blah blah blah and whatever else social people say in these things.


[ private to mini crow-head :U ]

It was a building collapsing on us if you were still curious about what fucked up our head
Someone even caught it on video if you wanna see.
Also Akito wants to know wtf you're doing for xmas since he wants to hang out or something

Comments

private until noted otherwise

[microbrobotics]

hi agito
youre super friendly as always

also yeesh you dont do things by halves

likewise~

[akito]

I have akito i don't need to be friendly

Plus running into burning buildings to save small cute furry things makes up for not being friendly
not that anyone actually knows i did that
and they're not gonna find out because if you tell anyone i'll rip out your tongue and watch you choke on your blood
Don't want anyone to think we actually do the whole 'hero' shit

anyway
xmas
wtf are you doing for it

[microbrobotics]

hmmmmmm
ill think about it anyway
maybe im feeling generous

anyway idek at this point
ill have to check with aunt cass
i dont think we do anything SPECIAL?

[akito]

yeah right

You'd better come to the school for a visit then.
Even for like 10 mins, so he can give you your gift.
Since he promised WE wouldn't use our A-Ts and visit people [ yes he's still B||| about that ]

Plus we've been setting everything up in the local atmosphere to make it snow on friday
Air + water manipulation = guess who can fuck with the weather

[microbrobotics]

dude
you have to make a BLIZZARD
i wont come over for anything less

[ Lies, he'll come over anyway. But a blizzard would make him stay longer for sure. ]

[akito]

Go to dq if you want a blizzard
Weather manip takes too much mental strain
A blizzard would probably make us fucking brain dead right now

[microbrobotics]

awww man really
well okay then, just a little snow

[akito]

Enough to make it look like christmas is what akito says
At least in the immediate area of the school building

[microbrobotics]

eh christmas isnt usually white where i come from anyway

text

[rathercommon]

Oh, that's curious. You were both brought here? You and your twin brother? I've met him, by the way; he's really lovely.

text

[akito]

When it comes to us you can't have one without the other.
And he's akito - of course he's 'lovely'. he's always been good at that sort of thing.

text

[rathercommon]

Right, though the Porter often doesn't respect our need to be with the people who are important to us, does it. It's good that good fortune prevailed in your case.

text he's laughing on the inside and thinks the 'twin' idea was brill

[akito]

Good fortune
Yeah
Definitely

it was a good one

[rathercommon]

What, do you think it was something else?

he gives akito mad props for it

[akito]

If they wanted usable pawns bringing just one wouldn't fucking work.

[rathercommon]

Why not?

[akito]

Fuck
If you haven't had your 'soul entwined with another' before then you wouldn't understand

[ video ]

[disorder_heaven]

... Dude, you've been gold-farming for people's Christmas gifts? [ Read as, why didn't I think of that? But then, that implies he's getting anyone anything. ]

text;

[akito]

Goldfarming is for retards. I just like killing shit in games and happen to do it a lot. Once you get used to game dynamics it's easy to play a bunch of different ones at the same fucking time.

[ and, y'know. occasionally there are the assholes who think he's a cute girl over voice-chat and he can trick them into giving him the good stuff because of it. #whattodowhenyourvoiceisgirly ]

[ video ]

[disorder_heaven]

Yeah, that's definitely a good way to do it. If I had any friends I'd just send them in-game shit and bypass the actual effort. But I guess Christmas is more about the effort part than the gift part.

...Well, no it's not, but people'll say it is, so either way you're fucked.

text;

[akito]

Hey this shit takes actual effort. Do you know how hard it is to find parties that don't suck ass at the high-end dungeons? Fucking impossible.

[ video ]

[disorder_heaven]

That's because everyone thinks he's a troll nowadays. [ Which bothers him, mainly because he's the first recorded troll in Christian history and throughout his home world, but who's keeping track, right? ] But there are a few gems out there.

[akito]

That's what pvp is for. Any trolls I find I put them down.

[ perma video on his end ]

[disorder_heaven]

I guess that's one way to do it. Personally, I think it's hilarious when two of them go at it in general chat, but... When they come at me, it's a lot less funny.

permatext!

[akito]

Dude
Then you've never sniped a troll and watched them think it was someone else. THAT is true comedy fucking gold.