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[leonized]

[Poor Leon had gone to his first day of work, despite being rather dubious about the whole thing. A "party prince"? Leon hated parties, and it sounded like this was a thing you did for kids, too. Even worse. When he arrived at work, his misgivings were almost immediately proven true, since the kids were ... well, kids, and way too hyperactive and attentive for Leon.

He pulls out his communicator when he thinks he has a break— but he only gets out half of his message—]

Does anyone know how to get kids to calaljoiqwjior

[He doesn't get a chance to send the next message for several minutes, until he has another (brief) moment of respite.]

These kids need to calm dowankajnkjerwhui

[Eventually he realizes the messages are getting garbled because the kids are being too distracting, so he just types out one word this time:]

help

Comments

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[akito]

What age range are you working with and what city are you in?

[ maybe it's some of his little kiddo friends! ]

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[leonized]

Maurtia Falls and I think they're mostly 6

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[akito]

Okay!
1. Why do you have a bunch of 6 year olds?
2. How much longer do you have them for?

[leonized]

1. because I work for a party company
2. An hour

[ringen]

Try alcohol.

For you, not the kids.

[ Gaby, no... ]

[leonized]

You want me to get in trouble with my boss on my first day?

[ringen]

Well, that depends entirely on whether or not you would actually like to keep this job. You didn't have any chance to choose it, right?

[leonized]

No, I didn't get to pick it. So?

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[iatrogenic]

send them to a social worker [jason thinks he's hilarious.]

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[leonized]

What's a social worker?

[They didn't have those...]

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[oathkeeping]

Dump a bucket of water over their heads.

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[leonized]

You want me to lose my job too?

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[oathkeeping]

It's for a job? You didn't say.

Bribe them?

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[dumbfound]

Give them candy.

[ Give them something to make them even worse!!

Mostly he's just thinking when he was a kid and someone gave him food he usually calmed down enough to eat it first... and he likes candy. So do kids? That's a thing all kids like, right? ]

i almost typed sugar as suga thanks fingers

[leonized]

Don't have any. Doesn't sugar make kids more crazy anyways?

No escaping it when it's right there on your journal

[dumbfound]

I dont know.
But kids really like it so they would probably be happy.

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[bonely]

Give them something to draw with. [ Kids like drawings right that's why there were so many at the thanksgiving thing ]

text

[leonized]

Like what? They didn't really give me a lot to work with.

[bonely]

Pencils? Crayons? I have heard crayons are popular.

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[huntergames]

food

[leonized]

Does candy count as food?

[huntergames]

oh yeah children love sweet things
just give them that

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[cupio]

what are you even doing, dude?

[leonized]

Work

[cupio]

okay.
what kind of work?