rathercommon: (facing things head-on)
Kitty Jones ([personal profile] rathercommon) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-01-21 08:51 am

video

[ Kitty's voice is a little strained. ]

Right, so...Hullo, Kitty here. And we've already had a bit of input on glorious-war and glorious-war-but-do-be-careful-about-it-because-the-Russians-are-a-bit-scary, and at this point everyone's probably like shut it won't you. But for anyone who's still out there and still listening, just...

This is hard for us. We've lost our friends. That's scary. But remember that no real harm has been done yet. They've been kidnapped, but no one's been killed. The situation right now is not that bad. But it has the potential to get so much worse if we let loose our anger. Remember, the weapons in the Russians' possession - and in the Americans' - can scorch the earth. Kill everyone. Everyone. It won't just be us who go if we escalate this war: it'll also be the little kids in the school down the street from you, and the girl who always remembers your order at the malt shop, and the bloody...puppies in the animal shelter.

So those of you who are thinking that it's time to go burn down Russian cities, or join up with the army as they march to destroy our enemies - close your eyes and think of the entire baskets of puppies and kittens that'll get scorched into nothing but atoms when this war gets stepped up and the bombing starts. Okay? So instead, maybe let's give thought to negotiation. Forgiveness. Stepping down the violence. Some of the kidnapped have gotten word out - I bet you anything they'll agree.
glitchinthesystem: (Are you sure that's legal)

voice; how about some not wanting to rend your emotions tags from me for once?

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-21 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ fffff- Kitty why do you have to be rational, he didn't even think of it like that. He had such a murder lust before hearing that. ]

Things would be nicer if people didn't own weapons that could destroy everything in a second.
glitchinthesystem: (No trust)

voice; i know right, it's like i have another person who's only kind of a dick

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-21 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
What'd that famous smart guy say? "Not sure how world war three will play out but world war four will be fought with rocks and sticks"? Yeah, that seems about accurate when you use nukes for anything.

[ there's a small shrug and probably a repressed snort of laughter. ]

Can you record that if you do? I think that's a sight everyone needs to see.
glitchinthesystem: (my eye on you)

voice; sorry, Kitty, he's not into girls, he appreciates the compliment

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-21 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, yup that would be a good forth runner in the race to punch assholes in the face.

...Seems like we have a lot of lists of people who need a good punching lately.

[ But, onto actual thinking- ]

Any ideas how to make them, like, stop being dicks? Pretty sure diplomacy is out the window at this point.
glitchinthesystem: (Are you sure that's legal)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-22 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If they've gone this far out of their way to kidnap people and to hide them I hardly doubt they're up for negations.

You know, unless it was "give us all the imPorts."
glitchinthesystem: (my eye on you)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-22 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but when in history has holding hostages ever ended well?
glitchinthesystem: (that doesn't sound good)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-25 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
They held people hostage somewhere else before? I mean, I knew about the hornets but-

[ did people just up and vanish like this? ]
glitchinthesystem: (hmmm)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-25 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd say can you try that again but probably a bad idea on multiple accounts of these people are more organized than them and well, just no.
glitchinthesystem: (Are you sure that's legal)

[personal profile] glitchinthesystem 2016-01-25 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's always talking to them and stroking their ego to keep them preoccupied while everyone goes behind their backs to solve the problem.