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maskormenace2016-01-21 02:35 pm
mightthinkthat) wrote in maskormenace2016-01-21 02:35 pm
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[ Francis is at his chair in his 'traditional' office in his dark suit. Shit has gone down, people. It's time to remind people of steadiness and stability. Unlike Kitty, he is utterly calm, even possibly annoyed. ]
Ladies and Gentlemen and assorted others, why don't we all take a collective deep breath and remember that, like Ms. Jones said, that most of Russian is filled with yak herders and the poor unfortunates who managed to upset both the Russian mafia and the secret police and are currently trying not to freeze to death. And besides that Russia and Siberia are really rather large.
This is fear and as our resident expert [ Hey, Crane. ] will be sure to point out to us all, fear is our most natural instinct and our greatest weakness at a time like this.
As much as I enjoy rousing speeches about joining the army or treatises on the sweet sound of a bullet flying by you, all of this is premature.
We don't know where our people are yet and while you may not trust the government and have good reason to not do so, do remember that even if they intend to use us as cannon fodder, they certainly don't want the Russians to be able to.
We will find our people. And we will get them out. And if you want to try less than orthodox means to do so, I won't get in your way.
In the meantime, I'm posting a list that I will update as I get more information. With thanks to Kitty once again.
[ Added is this text file: ]
Billy Kaplan
Agent Texas
Ray Kowalski
Richard Campbell Gansey III
Ronan Lynch
Cosima Niehaus
Miles Naismith
Dick Grayson
Iron Bull
Carl Grimes
Elsa Brandt
Lucifer
Tadashi Hamada
Dipper Pines
Haen Hithiel
Norman Osborn
Roxas
Barnaby Brooks Jr
Stanley Pines
Bart Allen
Harley Quinn
Ripley
Jaime Reyes
Karen Starr
Kuroba Kaito
Newton Geiszler
Max Caulfield
Cisco Ramon
Perry
April Ludgate
Anavha Hasaria
Karkat Vantas
Dave Strider
Julian Day
Ladies and Gentlemen and assorted others, why don't we all take a collective deep breath and remember that, like Ms. Jones said, that most of Russian is filled with yak herders and the poor unfortunates who managed to upset both the Russian mafia and the secret police and are currently trying not to freeze to death. And besides that Russia and Siberia are really rather large.
This is fear and as our resident expert [ Hey, Crane. ] will be sure to point out to us all, fear is our most natural instinct and our greatest weakness at a time like this.
As much as I enjoy rousing speeches about joining the army or treatises on the sweet sound of a bullet flying by you, all of this is premature.
We don't know where our people are yet and while you may not trust the government and have good reason to not do so, do remember that even if they intend to use us as cannon fodder, they certainly don't want the Russians to be able to.
We will find our people. And we will get them out. And if you want to try less than orthodox means to do so, I won't get in your way.
In the meantime, I'm posting a list that I will update as I get more information. With thanks to Kitty once again.
[ Added is this text file: ]
Billy Kaplan
Agent Texas
Ray Kowalski
Richard Campbell Gansey III
Ronan Lynch
Cosima Niehaus
Miles Naismith
Dick Grayson
Iron Bull
Carl Grimes
Elsa Brandt
Lucifer
Tadashi Hamada
Dipper Pines
Haen Hithiel
Norman Osborn
Roxas
Barnaby Brooks Jr
Stanley Pines
Bart Allen
Harley Quinn
Ripley
Jaime Reyes
Karen Starr
Kuroba Kaito
Newton Geiszler
Max Caulfield
Cisco Ramon
Perry
April Ludgate
Anavha Hasaria
Karkat Vantas
Dave Strider
Julian Day
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Your confidence in me is very reassuring. [ LOL ] I'll do my very best.
[ Which he was going to do anyway. But honestly, he does like the underlying subtext going on. ]