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Jonathan Crane ([personal profile] restingstitchface) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-02-02 03:18 pm

13 ⚜ Text - Video

Today is the second day of the second month.

[A message in the early morning. It's been a couple of months now, and he's trying to be silent - but after recent events, this is a special occasion. He's read the messages about the kidnapping, and wants to learn more about the responses flying about. People seem in two minds on the issue.

Not to occupy the domain of another Gothamite, mind.]


Given recent events, I believe it appropriate to discuss the dichotomy and dualism our community now faces.

[He switches to video. Tidy hair, a clean face, a neat black suit and a pair of leather shoes. He's scrubbed up well. He doesn't speak immediately, and his gaze doesn't stray. He leans back against his chair, crosses his right leg and steeples his fingers, which he points at the focal point of his broadcast. He speaks in a calm, level tone.]

It appears there are two moral opposites at work in this winter war. Or, as our benefactors would like us to say, mature western values against immature eastern aggression.

Given my impartiality in political matters, I'm going to address first those members of our community who recently found themselves affected by petty squabbles for power:

You have all been the victims of a grave injustice. But please, do not seek to extinguish a fire by piling on more fuel or committing further crime. I advise you all to be wary of those in positions of power who will seek to elicit a powerful emotional response. Exercise caution of anything they try to say. Trusting a basic assumption is not a logical conclusion. Seek the middle ground.

Regardless, congratulations on your safe return. I'm sure the Russians will miss you.

[A beat. He half-closes his eyes and folds his hands together in his lap.]

Now, many have spoken about the issue, but I feel we should encourage an open dialogue process. I fear an open explosion of political violence shall see an end to our peaceful coexistence with the local community. So, does anyone want to speak about how this war makes them feel?

Anyway, it's late, and I apologize if this message has disturbed anyone. I look forward to hearing from you.
exceptfebruary: Calendar Man with an almost smile leaning into the camera (march november and valentine's day)

Voice;

[personal profile] exceptfebruary 2016-02-02 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
2/2. Groundhog Day. A Tuesday. Harvey would appreciate it.

I am glad to have the opportunity to see my shadow today. Even if today was not the day that I left the hole. [ The kidnapping was a bad scene. ]
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

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[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
It's weird hearing you advocate a peaceful solution.
Who are you and what the hell did you do with Crane?


[ Text because fuck you, he is not giving you the satisfaction of seeing how hungover he is. ]
sleight_of_hand: (You just don't see...)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha.
...
Please tell me you're not trying for something lame.
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

video;

[personal profile] helpline 2016-02-02 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Today is the second day of the second month, we should be talking about rodents.
helpline: (no why would we do that)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-02-02 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, I also don't want to see an explosion of political violence because been there done that, it's boring, and the rodents won't like it.
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, while I'm not all for war, being kidnapped isn't exactly a great motivator for me to not want people to go after the idiots.

And you know all this coming from you has the opposite effect, right?
helpline: (kind of disgruntled)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-02-02 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ if we're doing metaphors, then the Doctor will gladly do metaphors ]

Even when the upturned mess isn't the fault of the rodents? You can't blame a prairie dog too much for messing up the prairie dog enclosure because someone put him there in the first place.
helpline: (~jazz hands~)

[personal profile] helpline 2016-02-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We're talking about metaphors? I thought we were still on rodents. [ lying ]

And I wouldn't know. Some animals are smarter than you're giving them credit for.
equinamity: (Mm...)

[Video]

[personal profile] equinamity 2016-02-02 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I have great concerns for anyone who tells you that this war makes them feel anything but concern.

[Riza is not in the best mood, and the frown on her face shows it. The police department is full of new faces and they had left Mexico with no idea of how their diplomatic attempts had truly been recieved.]
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I've never pretended to understand society, nor will I probably ever get it. So lecturing me about it is a waste.
sleight_of_hand: (The happiest man on earth)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing special.
I just wanted to legally own a gun.


[ Aren't you glad you're talking to him, Crane? ]
sleight_of_hand: (Yeah whatever)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's not like there's much other reason.
What am I supposed to be? A defender of justice?
sleight_of_hand: (I'm toooootally a good guy!)

[personal profile] sleight_of_hand 2016-02-02 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I LOOK like it?

Oh man, what part of me even looks like that.

And what evidence? You're so GOOD at analyzing me after all.

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