You know it's customary to give your name in return.

And it wasn't exactly my idea. [snarled bitterly, looking into his bottle.] If you must know, some idiot young boy tried to summon a demon and plucked me out of the Dungeon Dimensions instead. And it's all a very long story involving his ridiculous libido and a number of wishes but suffice to say it ended with me having to run out of Hell. And now I'm here.

I haven't decided which is worse yet.