VIDEO ✿✿✿ 004

[nagachika]

[The video's going to start with the camera passing over the headlines of several newspaper clippings, the date pretty unclear to how the camera's moving, but the headlines come out pretty clear. 'Russian Kidnapping plots', 'Invaders within the City', 'COMRADE RED', etc.

It looks as if he's showing off a section of wall set up like someone's tracking something--and honestly, it's not far from the truth. After a second of silence, the Camera whips around to show the image of a bright blonde many of you might recognise. Despite the sour headlines, he's grinning madly.]

...Seriously? Brainwashing? Soviets invading?

I've been gone for what, a month, and I come back to this place recovering from Crisis mode?

I knew shit was getting bad when all those propoganda videos and clips hit the air months ago, but now this, all at once?
How long do we got until everything really goes to hell in a handbasket.


Also hey, what's up. Been gone for a while, huh. Sorry about that, guess something just wanted to drag me home for a while or something. My roomate's gone, and so're his pets. If any of you guys know where Maine--or Tank--has gone, give me a ring, yeah?

Hideyoshi, Out.

Comments

[bestsword]

[NOPE GUESS WHO'S ALREADY PACKING CHARON AND OREO BACK UP. YOU'RE TAKING THEM, HIDE.]

Heh. Yeah, it was all right.

I didn't check, did they move anyone else in there with the new people coming in? Besides a roomba's only certain times of the day anyway.

[nagachika]

[AND HERE ONE THOUGHT THAT YOU ENJOYED CONTROLLED CHAOS, TUCKER.]

Nope. Me an' Tank've had a scattered extra roommate here and there sometimes, but no-one ever really stuck. And it looks like it's just me, this time around, unless someone else shows up.

And bite your tongue, Doraemon is good at all times of the day.

...

It thinks it's a cat. Even moreso than Charon sometimes.

[bestsword]

[NOT IN A TINY SPACE, OKAY. He thanks the world daily that Palomo isn't here to ruin it.]

What, you mean you let yours run all the time? Must wear it out real bad.

Oh good, you know Charon already, that'll solve some problems. Sucks about the roommate thing though.

[nagachika]

[Knock on wood or you might be in for a nasty surprise one day.]

We've had to replace the battery once, but I think it's a pretty even trade, given that it's fun to have him running around like that.

And hell yeah, I know Charon. She's a big sweet ball of fuzz. I'm kind of amazed you wanna give her back. [Nishishishi.]

AND THAT'S WHY CHARON'S HORRIBLE

[bestsword]

Wait--

You actually know Charon and like her?

The fuck.

SHE'S A DARLING AND A PRINCESS

[nagachika]

Yeah? She slept with me a lot at night.

Not to mention she's got a bad habit of taking control of my lap when I'm playing videogames.

[bestsword]

That is the least horrible of her bad habits.

That's downright adorable compared the shit me and Wash are dealing with.

[nagachika]

She's one of those cats who either loves you or hates you.

I guess you got unlucky, bud. I'm sorry to hear it. [And yet, he sounds amused.]

[bestsword]

Story of my life, dude.

[He's starting to think the only good luck he's gotten was deciding to take Wash with them from Sidewinder.]

Oh yeah, welcome back or whatever.

[nagachika]

Hey, it can't all be bad.

[Mr. Positive will be sure to remind you.]

And thanks. It's good to be back, honestly.
Even if Tank's not about, you and Mr. Panda Eyes Squeaky Voice are welcome over to my place anytime, yanno.

I'll need SOMEONE to cook for.

[bestsword]

[There's a beat of silence here before he utterly loses himself laughing.]

Holy shit--

That's-- Awesome, uh. We'll probably take you up on that.

[His other options of hanging out are Grif, Squeaky Angry Church, and Less Squeaky Angry Church. And Tex. No thanks.]

He's not so much Mr. Panda Eyes anymore at least, he's been getting more sleep lately.