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[fuckwashington]

this is joseph kavinsky

[Ronan attaches a photo of a skinny teenager staring down from the top of what appears to be a suburban apartment complex.]

you only get one warning
stay the fuck away from him
dont believe any of the shit he says

i dont care if you listen
its on you not to be a stupid shit
you get one chance not to fuck up
thats more than most people ever get

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[inmyothertights]

Wait, that guy?

The skinny Bulgarian kid?

[ The one with the poor choices when it came to harassing Russians by sending them gross pictures of themselves? ]

[fuckwashington]

how the fuck do you know hes bulgarian

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[aberth]

he's going to take this as a personal challenge you know.

[ He misses the days when Kavinsky was dead. They were great. ]

private forever.

[fuckwashington]

hes going to do that anyway
this way maybe hell have less minions

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[brushoff]

[ And there's Dorian, just filming this from his bed, not even bothering to hide the fact that he just woke up & has a bit of bedhead. ]

What? Well that's hardly fair, I liked him a bit.

[fuckwashington]

why do i fucking bother when you shitheads dont even read what i wrote

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[rathercommon]

Harsh.

[fuckwashington]

when did you take up stating the obvious as your new cause

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[quaerit]

Did he do something to provoke this, or are you just covering your bases?

private forever.

[fuckwashington]

both

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[helladoomed]

Why?

[fuckwashington]

guess

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[heymcfly]

what the hell are you talking about?

who is this guy

[fuckwashington]

i gave you a name and a picture
what more do you need

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[baetiful]

And how is it we know you aren't the one who cannot be trusted?

[fuckwashington]

you dont
use your own fucking judgement
welcome to being an adult

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[infomodder]

[And then there's Will, who spent months screaming at people to stay away from Hannibal Lecter without having ~proper evidence~ to back up his claims. Pardon him as he aggressively relates to this situation whether he wants to or not.]

Duly noted. Thank you for the head's up.

[fuckwashington]

good
you seem like a people person
you can spread the fucking word to the poor fucks without superpowers in this shithole
theyre gonna be his first targets

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[alreadywon]

What did he do?

[fuckwashington]

[DING DING DING we have a winner in the 'Ronan can't lie' triathlon.]

murder
dealing
kidnapping
arson
stalking
is that fucking enough for you

[deadkord]

Convenient, because he seemed like kind of a dick.

[fuckwashington]

[fuck]

what did he do

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[boobwindow]

[ She reads his response to Tim and her eyes narrow. ]

Has he tried anything funny?

[fuckwashington]

probably but we havent noticed yet
think of this as your 15 minute warning

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[driftsintobuffetline]

say he offered someone a small dragon...

[fuckwashington]

then someones a fucking idiot

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[pillz]

so much street cred nothin 2 blow it on
guess ill have to think of somethin ;(

[fuckwashington]

oh right like i got any fucking control over your bullshit

VOICE.

[mantlepieces]

Let me guess -- friend of yours?

Does this kinda thing ever work?

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[fuckwashington]

i dunno i dont usually fucking bother

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[pushtheboundaries]

What did you do.

[fuckwashington]

i fucked your mom