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[mathemagier]

I'm in need of a car mechanic. Talented and very familiar with both dated and modern vehicles. Familiarity with hover technology preferred but not strictly necessary. I'd like to build a custom vehicle from the ground up, and have funds enough to cover both parts and labor, as well as a supplemental ability to assist in the design and construction process.

If interested, please contact me with a brief overview of your credentials for further information, thank you.

Comments

[superposition]

Have you ever considered that I might withhold these things from you for precisely this reason?

[driftsintobuffetline]

You don't WANT me to be friends with your roommates?
I am hurt, QB. Hurt. (｡•́︿•̀｡) So sad. ( ⁍᷄⌢̻⁍᷅ ) I might never recover. (╥_╥)

[superposition]

It's more that I don't want you harassing my roommates. Subtle distinction there.

[driftsintobuffetline]

What is friendship if not harassment? They're practically synonymous! I have clearly not harassed you enough, my friend.

[superposition]

Are you sure you're not thinking of Stockholm syndrome?

[driftsintobuffetline]

You know you love me.